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18 Oct 2000

My Engrish is vely bad!

Engrish is that funny Japanese-English that reads like bad broken poetry. If you read enough Engrish phrases, it begins to make sense. Stop. You've had too much.

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		posted by Emate on 19 Oct 2000
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		The baw iz in tze boosh! Hey! Screw you danchan, at least I'm no sell out you big bannana!



		posted by GdayMate on 19 Oct 2000
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		Can I get a woopper please! So I can woop your &*^%$#@%$# ass you racist!



		posted by Javier on 19 Oct 2000
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		Bad English a good band! They like, did lots of coke on the road, know what I'm saying, you like, party hard on the road when you're in a band, sniff, ohhhh, where's that looong hiiigh bar, sweet christ....



		posted by Joe on 19 Oct 2000
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		Careful what you post WebMasterbate As you can see, some people are huge Hallo Kitty lovers and the only Dear Daniel they like is stuffed and gagged...



		posted by danchan on 19 Oct 2000
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		Ha ha! Just because the four of you have "vely bad Engrish" doesn't mean you have to take offense. Joe, it seems GdayMate is both enraged AND making fun of you for your old Burger King mixup!


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