Cake - Comfort Eagle

I want a girl who gets up early.
I want a girl who stays up late.
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,
who uses a machete to cut through red tape,
with fingernails that shine like justice
and a voice that is dark like tinted glass.
She is fast,
thorough,
and sharp as a tack.
She is touring the facility and picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong... looong... jacket!