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the sweet nothings of pillow talk
a: "Kitty has, like, 6 nipples"
c: "What?"
a: "The cat, he's got 6 nipples. It's weird."
c: "Oh. Yeah."
a: "...You know i'd really like to help deliver and raise a litter of kitten. Kittens make me squeal. I don't want to breed them, there are enough cat's in the world."
c: "Mmm...i'm sure that can happen somehow in the future."
a: "...I remember this one time i saw a litter of kittens and it made me so excited I squeezed my friend's arm so hard I hurt them."
c: "Huh? ugh. You keep waking me up."
a: "Oh, Sorry."
a: "...What kind of cows do you like?"
c: "sHut the FUCK UP!"
last modified Apr 25, 2008 at 14:14
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