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Worst promotional drinking item ever.
In this picture you will see a Miller Lite freebe that was being given out at some bar i was at off of 6th St in Austin by a pair of very expensive and very displayed breasts.
As Guy who was there with me point out-this is perhaps the worst promotional drinking item ever.
Why you may ask?
No, it's not because it's a Miller Lite promotional item but you could start and end there. First of all- it's a neck key leash. If you begin drinking with this thing on chances are unless you do a keg stand you ARE NOT going to lose it. This can be a good thing but in this case it isn't. This particular key leash has a bottle opener on it so that you always have a tool available to open yourself another bottle of inebriation with. Also as you drink more and more beers, the little clip for your keys means that you will always have your car keys available to drive home drunk with. Encase this isn't enough for you there's also a little string to attach your cell phone too so you can drunk dial and drunk drive, maybe even at the same time!
last modified May 6, 2008 at 23:02
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