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"I drink tea like it was flavored water"

Mishearings of the day: 
 
what Ari heard- "Your flatulance is on my bed." 
what they actually said- "Your flashlight is on my bed."  
 
what Ari heard- "He did a compound shit called xx-sex." 
what they actually said- "He did a comedy skit called 'sExodus'." 
 
"It brings evil voices outa my head and talks to me vulgar." -Wesley Willis

last modified Mar 25, 2002 at 23:07



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