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last modified Dec 22, 2001 at 22:31


Sunday, March 31, 2002

Resurected and restricted.

Easter Saturday. On Friday some of the Huffman boys found a white 10ft pipe metal cross halfway down Mt. De Sol. Probably about 400Lbs. It had originally been erected on the top of the mountain with part of the main pole deep in the ground. Someone had later come along, sawed through the pole and threw the cross down the side of the mountain. So up we went at midnight to resurrect the cross that mad been hauled back up beside the pipe by putting smaller pipes in the main one as a joiner. None of the 11 of us claimed any religion, and know one knew exactly why we were doing it. We even debated about where exactly the cross should face, down town, or slightly more southerly matching up the original grove. Then some of us prostrated some well-known verse that seemed applicable. As someone mentioned the "shedding of clothing" in reference to the task at hand the guys (I was the only female) reacted badly, "we don't have to do that, we're all guys anyway." I retorted, saying I was female and I wouldn't care anyway, and metaphorically I agreed. A slew of sex/rape comments ensued directed at me. Bullshit. Utter unnecessary schite. Fairly pissed and definitely offended I said "bugger this" and began walking down the mountain. Tim, Dylan and Kyle and Keith followed me. Thus, I ended my 19th birthday. I could see the cross from the gym, and it"s probably visible from the road for all those convening at Easter Sunday Mass. I'm still not sure why...i help, i try, i do not subscribe.

19381 | posted by AussieAri at 21:38 | 0 comments

Mew?

I walked out of my new room into the dirty flaked hall. Through the open front door there was a black fluffy cat with yellow eyes that locked on mine. Funny how you look without knowing. We stared for a while. The cat seemed petrified and didn't answer me. I took one step closer and the cat trotted off.

19380 | posted by AussieAri at 21:36 | 0 comments

Woe me, not woo me.

I've finally moved into Bret's old room. That poor sick slob. As I was arranging things I passed by the window that looks out on the edge of Jones and at Santa Fe Hall. Sitting on the wall having a cigarette was Jeane's roommate. I have never seen her converse with anyone but Bret. She was looking directly in the now clean window; I caught her confused and woeful look before she quickly looked away. It's one of the saddest things I've seen since I've been here.

19379 | posted by AussieAri at 21:32 | 0 comments

Really?!?

At K-mark I found a 'dog toy hedgehog'. It's over a half-foot tall, thick brown/black fur for the back, lighter gray short fur for the belly with a black nose and eyes. When you squeeze its tummy it makes a rolling grunting sound. It's great! See, if you press it's tummy against, say, someone's head again and again, it makes consecutive grunting noises which just reminds me blatantly of the hedgehog sex in 'Get real'.

19373 | posted by AussieAri at 21:08 | 3 comments

Wednesday, March 27, 2002

Forget the Russian Roulet game for kids where you burst a balloon head!

Who needs it when you can Engarde!.

18718 | posted by AussieAri at 10:28 | 1 comments

Tuesday, March 26, 2002

My aunt from Australia sent me a early present of a "Canned Echidna" for my b-day. It's a plush echidna in a can. Perhaps she was thinking of my Hedgehog as the Echidna is the Australian version of it. I'm going to wait till my b-day to open it . Tim also promised to get me another set of ear piercings.

18614 | posted by AussieAri at 20:27 | 3 comments

They're trying to make me take a campus wide anonymous drug survey to assess the use on the campus and so on. There's a $500 randomly drawn prize for one of the lucky respondents. Smart eh? Cash for answering a drug survey.

18611 | posted by AussieAri at 20:12 | 0 comments

Today is wonderful.

18554 | posted by AussieAri at 11:51 | 0 comments

express yourself...

Bill said he'd help train me for the female boxing matches that happen at Lola's in 2 weeks or so. There's even a female arm wrestling match later in the spring to look forward to!

18553 | posted by AussieAri at 11:51 | 1 comments

Monday, March 25, 2002

"I drink tea like it was flavored water"

Mishearings of the day:

what Ari heard- "Your flatulance is on my bed."
what they actually said- "Your flashlight is on my bed."

what Ari heard- "He did a compound shit called xx-sex."
what they actually said- "He did a comedy skit called 'sExodus'."

"It brings evil voices outa my head and talks to me vulgar." -Wesley Willis

18461 | posted by AussieAri at 23:07 | 0 comments

Lucretius excrete us, a Greek zen question.

Imagine a man falling down off a cliff into a void yelling the repeditive construction of letters, "AAAAAAAAAAA--!!!". Now, in Lucretius' view, would he ever get the ?H? out at the end of that string of yelling if he were simply falling into the void?

18459 | posted by AussieAri at 22:48 | 2 comments

Spare me the change.

Yay! i get to keep all the change all over the place on Bret's floor (probably $5 worth or more...). Assuming i can unstick them as i clean the room before i move in. Oy.. Maybe i can bribe maintenance...

18458 | posted by AussieAri at 22:46 | 0 comments

You know you're really sharing your life with a friend when you find out you both have the same PIN numbers and did not converse on the matter before picking them.

18457 | posted by AussieAri at 22:45 | 0 comments

Saturday, March 23, 2002

We just bathed the hedgehog.

Another strange hedgehog behavior. Katchoo, my hedgehog, apparently has grown fond of sticking her face in toilet tube rolls and walking around with the tube on her face. She knows how to get it off but she'll intentionally position it, stick her face in and walk about like she's stoned and crazy. Tube vision!

18058 | posted by AussieAri at 20:40 | 0 comments

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

My modern (non functional) recast of A Mid Summer Nights Dream. (excuse sp).

EGEUS (father to Hermia.) - John Ashcroft.
LYSANDER - Leonardo Dicaprio
DEMETRIUS (in love with Hermia) - Johnny Depp
PHILOSTRATE (master of the revels to Theseus.) Anthony Hopkins
QUINCE (a carpenter.) Keano Reeves
SNUG (a joiner.) Eddie Campbell
BOTTOM (a weaver.) Bill Clinton or George Bush Jr.
FLUTE (a bellows-mender.) Newt Gingrich
SNOUT (a tinker.) Terry Moore
STARVELING (a tailor.) John Cusack
HIPPOLYTA (queen of the Amazons, betrothed to Theseus.)- Lisa Lyon
THESEUS- Shean Connery
HERMIA (daughter to Egeus, in love with Lysander.)- Mimi Driver
HELENA (in love with Demetrius.) - Lori Petty (or Ani Difranco)
OBERON (king of the fairies.) - Marlon Brando
TITANIA (queen of the fairies.) - Liv Tyler
PUCK (or Robin Goodfellow.) - Wesley Willis
PEASEBLOSSOM, COBWEB, MOTH, MUSTARDSEED. Assorted people from the Harry Potter flick.

Other people i'd like to see in this: Andre Agassi, Gena Gershon, Prince Charles, Margaret Thatcher.

18053 | posted by AussieAri at 20:33 | 0 comments

Yuuuumm.

To bad I can't just be garbage disposal at Jamba Juice all day long. At least I won't wig out on wheat grass this way.

a finnal thought: Baklava.

18052 | posted by AussieAri at 20:31 | 0 comments

Friday, March 22, 2002

"i wana see your pussy" -Lords Of Acid

i love pussy willows.

17832 | posted by AussieAri at 18:48 | 0 comments

Where the hell in Mo-Town anyway? Is it a musical state of mind??

What's the difference between isolation and loneliness? Is loneliness a want of same kind and isolation more a chosen form of separation?

17829 | posted by AussieAri at 18:40 | 5 comments

Thursday, March 21, 2002

"I can teach you so much, but first you must loosen up." - Fencing Instructor to me.

17668 | posted by AussieAri at 19:43 | 1 comments

Wednesday, March 20, 2002

Pedestrians in Dallas are a rare thing. A guy in a red Jeep fround at me as i crossed the road at SMU.

Does anyone even sell spatz anymore?

17452 | posted by AussieAri at 18:19 | 0 comments

Monday, March 18, 2002

oy!

"Hello my name is Ariadne. I drift to the left."

16993 | posted by AussieAri at 19:37 | 1 comments

No woman's wardrobe is complete without brown corduroy pants.

16973 | posted by AussieAri at 15:04 | 0 comments

ear you!

Say 'ahhhh' to ear candles. Just don't try this for your other orifices. Ok?

16971 | posted by AussieAri at 15:01 | 0 comments

Sunday, March 17, 2002

Smart as a whip.

So much innuendo in that phrase.

16790 | posted by AussieAri at 17:29 | 0 comments

Thursday, March 14, 2002

Eat air.

The wildest reason i ever heard for being a vegetarian was 'I hate animals. They're stupid and they smell bad and are dirty'. Now- this, extrodinary as it is, came from an idiot of a girl i once met at a ren fair trying to land a job in the leather shoppe i worked in. She should have been a vegan.

16267 | posted by AussieAri at 19:14 | 1 comments

oh mum...

Yin666Q: i still find it funny your mom lets to stay at a guy's place, a guy that shes never met at that

He's right you know. She is always alarmed at sleepovers involving girls.

Nice adhesive leaf smurf boy. Can we get a picture Erik?

16199 | posted by AussieAri at 10:51 | 0 comments

Tuesday, March 12, 2002

Shagg!

So dreadful they're the most horribly entertaining musicians.

15821 | posted by AussieAri at 19:41 | 0 comments

All i can do is..

babbleon

15766 | posted by AussieAri at 15:17 | 0 comments

Monday, March 11, 2002

on the road, still far from home.

Ok. In Denver in good company and sunny days (but i hate the emissions, which have only begun to urk me terribly since being in Santa Fe). There are some really big scary mountains. I went to the Great Sand Dunes, the place made me feel very human. I'd like to biv whack it out there for a while. We almost visited a gator farm on the way too. I bet gators, while just as stupid, aren't as ferocious as crocks.
I have never been in a bigger book store than this one. I definately see the nessesity, but i do spend more time in used book stores, only going to the new book stores when i can't find it elsewhere. I also saw a tattoed lady with women tattoed on her arms infront of the only Whole Foods here.

15567 | posted by AussieAri at 16:26 | 1 comments

Friday, March 8, 2002

Random Jubilation

Since we've finnished Euclid we had a math class patry today. Mr Harrison's amazing chef sister baked a real cake in the shape of Prop 47... it was chocolate with mocha icing that sliced completly clean and did not cruble! Mr. Barber brough an old tape that an ex-johnny now monk made with a Euclid song on it. i'm getting a copy from him of it, it went something like:
"I want to live on a tropical Greecian isle with Euuuuclid...
where the sun always shines cuz the weather is fine, and the air is huuuumid..
We could talk about the forms, i could tell him he's a genious
and he'd forgive me for being just stuuuupid.
And when all the terms have been defined i could then circumscribe Eeeuuuclidd."

WWWWEEEeeeeeeee!!! Spring break is upon us. There was a sun corn bit snow flurry today, i'm wearing short sleeves and a leather vest, Bill lent me a pair or escrime sticks for the break, Mr. Vankatesh's baby is a cute thing and good for him, 25 pound medicine balls will ALWAYS be heavier than bumbells, i may see the Vagina Monologues tonight, and i'm going to go jump in sand dunes tomorrow!

14990 | posted by AussieAri at 11:52 | 1 comments

Thursday, March 7, 2002

Ouch!

The lady at Papa John's couldn't take my order because the computer system was down. She couldn't write my order down by hand either because 'then i couldn't enter it into the computer'.
I feel insulted for all man kind.

14919 | posted by AussieAri at 22:48 | 0 comments

Wednesday, March 6, 2002

"Even more shocking to me than the beauty of a thing is our ability to percieve it."

Well now- who has really tackled what beauty is or consists of as a philosopher? I think it scares the entrails out of the lot of them- it has to be looked at through the filter of art and literature and i don't know too many philosophers who are that gifted at either.

14711 | posted by AussieAri at 22:35 | 0 comments

Yes yes yes~!! Extreamly mean this golden boy!! ;o)P

14636 | posted by AussieAri at 14:57 | 4 comments

Blag! All i want to do is go home, see percy and velvet my kitties and my hedgehog katchoo and my Amy. Then read all the comics i missed while i've been at school. sssooooonn...

It hurts to laugh- too many sit ups.

14627 | posted by AussieAri at 12:48 | 0 comments

I-don't-need-this-..

I've decided. I'm moving out of here and in to one of the solitary rooms in Dillon Ogden's empty triple in Huffman, just beside Kirby. Dillon suggested it and the RA of Huffman said it was fine (with him that is, housing has a shit fit over co-sex habitation). This decision made itself very solid after some more drunk fucks at 3am decided to sing at our window for Nicola (who was out writing a paper), throw their shoe at our window, and some dirt at the balcony. I'm not mad at Nicola and it is not because of her but having to live with allround someone else in these circumstances- including the hoards of (drunk) friends at 3am. Move to be effective: After Spring Break.
This will also give Tim a better place to stay when he visits.
The drunkards woke me partialy from an interesting dream that i was having in which I tied for second with my room mate in the student art show. No one bought anything of mine because I didn't have enough money to get them framed and the art director had made the prices FOR the artwork plus the framing (doubly expensive). After seeing Mr. Scally joyously scarf down on the new Mc. Donald's food that had been set up In the coffee shop, I figured I needed to wander far away. I did, to some monastery in the Himalayas with Bengal tigers in it. I befriended the tigers, 3 kits and young female, and saw a very big green/red dragon. Wow, I liked the end part.

14611 | posted by AussieAri at 9:47 | 1 comments

Monday, March 4, 2002

Later Off

. i keep thinking of true freedom on one hand (like hermitage or a drifter), and on the other everything else you get from interaction (alright- mostly of a human sort.. even if i do properly introduce myself and give the same graces to animals as humans). At it's best with other people- Love, sharing, giving, receiving, security, help, games, faster inventions and progress, specification, access to tools, broader education and collective knowledge.
Am i not seeing the balance clearly weighed or is one side just off the deep end?
La!

14436 | posted by AussieAri at 23:42 | 0 comments

"that one should comand and another obey" *smack*

Is BDSM a modern manifestation of a desire (or our nature as some would say) to be submissive or to rule? Basically- to be master and slave in a relationship with context. The context being the implimentation of a most humane sort of understanding that consists of some of the more base and taboo acts. Acts that long ago people would not have wished to experiance because there were slaves in a far more apparent sence.

?

14433 | posted by AussieAri at 23:28 | 2 comments

Wish you what?

Welcome home Tim.

14386 | posted by AussieAri at 15:50 | 0 comments

In form ed

Someone here calls his or her room the 'infirmary'. You aren't really sick or there isn't anything they can really do to 'cure' you of your malady but you go to the infirmary to wait it out, and to feel better. In this case you go for the drugs and company, and come out a little bit happier than you came in.

14345 | posted by AussieAri at 9:41 | 1 comments

Sunday, March 3, 2002

Lions

I have a memory, something the tour guide (who i only ever partially listen to anyway) said to us as we passed by the east chamber in the Court of Lions in the Castle of the Alhambra in Granada Spain. We couldn't go in to the small open air chamber; our very breath would probably have aged the plaster of the walls that looked like perfect geometric honeycomb stalagmites and the soft stone ground. It was a story about the King of the time, before the Moors were driven from the Alhambra and it began to decline under the Spanish King and Queen's rule. The King had apparently summoned his wives or harem to the chamber, along with his 6 or so children, and one of his close guards or advisors. He had believed that the wives had been cheating on him with the advisor, and that the children were not his. He made the advisor kill them all by decapitation. And then the advisor. He threw the heads into the flowing gentle fountain that fed back into the main lion fountain. I looked for any sign of a bloodstain on the stone, the groves of where the water coursed, but couldn't find one. I can't verify the story, and haven't even been able to find mention of it.

14274 | posted by AussieAri at 15:05 | 0 comments

mmm.

I usually detest muffins but...Ms. Eppi Williamson's (my class's lab assistant) vegan peach/ginger muffins are spediferous.
*smack of lips* now if i could only find some eggnog..my favorite kind of nog.

Aparently some people don't like nog.

14266 | posted by AussieAri at 14:00 | 0 comments

F#cksh*t!

The puters in the labs don't have sound so i couldn't hear what Tourette Syndrome Barbie was saying, but her facial expressions were entertaining enough.

14264 | posted by AussieAri at 13:39 | 0 comments

Bits from last night.

Playing cards feel so good in your hands.

Remind me to thank myself.

A Friend of semantics. Q.E.D.

Questions are dangerous
Statements are loaded.
What?s the difference?

14258 | posted by AussieAri at 11:53 | 0 comments

Saturday, March 2, 2002

Kyle said that the 42 (in reference to Hitchhiker's) was the number of spots on a set of die. He envisions God playing dice with the universe, getting 42 every time.

14153 | posted by AussieAri at 20:08 | 0 comments

A separate life on Mt. Johnny.

I went bowling last night. I scored 38 my lowest ever, but at least my form is still somewhat good. I'll never be able to forget the specifics of bowling since I took that silly Texas Tech 'Tennis and Bowling' correspondence course for credit. Casey and a crowd of other that bring out the literal truth of kareoke sang I got very tired quickly and didn't want to bother with the hassle of looking legitimately 21 to get in.
So I sat by the bowling lane and looked around. Silva Lanes is a very disorientating place; its amazing people could still keep their orientation and concentration while bowling there. After a beer or two especially. I found what I really detest (is not something like cheap sentiment), it's the lack of sentiment period.
It's the edges of the wall of that ghetto-bowling dive, (i give it the fact it was somewhat clean) painted lime green on one side meeting together with the other painted in bright red. They're splattered, overlapping unevenly, being a colorful contradiction. Nobody cares for or about it! It's not the fault of the wall, or ever the colors but the people who aren't even around to talk to about this hideousness (not the colors again). There wasn?t anyone left bowling as I sat there.
I hate things neglected, (neglect and derelict buildings on 42nd street) not the things themselves. I love attention then, not only for me. I wouldn't have been so awnery and disturbed about the whole place if, as before, the crowd of Johnnies had been standing about, not belting out 'Don't you want somebody to love'. I has been smiling as I listened to their conversation and watching the way the bowl.
I do want to discover, I want to know what these mean, (urban exploration) not just what they seem. Why was there a phone jack coming out of the red pillar behind our lane? I sometimes forget how unhealthy life can be in cities, even an invigorating place like Santa Fe. I try to avoid it for myself, so that when it pops up it understandably jars me. I just narrowly missed being smacked on the hand as a stray air hockey disk came flying at me. I woke up this morning and my eyes were wide and deep green. Then I ate and went to fencing.

14151 | posted by AussieAri at 19:45 | 1 comments

Doily space reduces noise!

And here i though doilies were entirely useless...*sneer* ...doilies...at least they look pretty when they're on fire. *sings to the tune of 'A Drunken Sailor'* 'Oh what do you do with a flaming doily!?'
You can have your damn doilies my dear.

14130 | posted by AussieAri at 18:37 | 1 comments

Lost Johnny

I don't believe they're incredibly excellent yet but we shall see. They did send me a free cd of theirs for contacting them!

14123 | posted by AussieAri at 17:51 | 0 comments

kinky.

Elishiba kindly suprised me with this link. Joy.

14120 | posted by AussieAri at 17:17 | 0 comments

Friday, March 1, 2002

Friday's Child of Realization

.

1) Poet's can't afford to hate people. Really hate, or for very long. I think they're usually just chased and weighed by it if anything.

2) Love means goofy looking posed pictures of the two of you. Ever single picture i can find of amy and i where we KNOW a photo is being taken of us together we have the silliest slap-happy childish grinning looks on our faces. Looks that we couldn't have put there of our own accord.

13977 | posted by AussieAri at 19:01 | 2 comments

Send me back to Oz.

Last weekend after I had bartended for the pre-party to Dan's rave party in the coffee shop, I ambled into the student center and plopped myself down on a bench next to Mr. Alba (quite inebriated as I was). He was doing alcohol patrol for people entering the coffee shop. I began to talk about poetry with him, publishing and how I liked his book. I mentioned i write and had a few finnished books..and so.. today I gave Mr. Alba (who wrote An Oz Album) the first (still somewhat rough) book of poetry I composed, 1-7. I had to leave the room after a second explanation of its course nature, before I could have ripped it from his hands screaming "NOOO! You can't have it! No one can!", running out of his office, to bury it deep in the earth in a fire proof box so that hell won't scorch its pages.

We're suppose to talk about it after spring break.
I'm still getting over myself here in johnny land.

13832 | posted by AussieAri at 0:32 | 0 comments