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T.I.A.I.L.W.: Johnnie Phelps.
World War II WAC Sergeant Johnnie Phelps, in response to a request from General Eisenhower that she ferret out the lesbians in her battalion: "Yessir. If the General pleases I will be happy to do this investigation…. But, sir, it would be unfair of me not to tell you, my name is going to head the list…. You should also be aware that you're going to have to replace all the file clerks, the section heads, most of the commanders, and the motor pool…. I think you should also take into consideration that there have been no illegal pregnancies, no cases of venereal disease, and the General himself has been the one to award good conduct commendations and service commendations to these members of the WAC detachment." General Eisenhower: "Forget the order."
T.I.A.I.L.W.: Danielle Allen. Commencement Speaker for the SF St. John's class of 2004. She grew up here ya know.
Well for now I’ve decided my one wish is not to be a Great Poet- not that any talent i had is gone, defeated, or thwarted. I’m just not writing an epic or writing for anyone else to see per say. So yes, the world has been saved and spared. It’s more important to me to be a great person living well.
Looks like i have to watch my venison consumption even more than i do my beef. *cries in despair* They have taken my PRECIOUS!!
Is our love of truth just a love of being right that leads us astray?
It seems like- But- Well- I think- Like- I’m sorry,- What if- What is- If- Ok- So- Is she/he saying- I mean-
Le fromage tient seul.
(Don't ask me about the detriment though till i get out of college and into therapy.)
Prove a specialist incorrect in their expertise. Entertain at cocktail parties. Carry on a conversation with anyone Know how to read critically and listen openly. Know when not to engage someone in a philosophical debate. Know how to find the critical issues in any circumstance.
There are only two modes of death: too much or too little.
Our lab class on vectors was so interesting a prospie decided to meditate during it. Prospies use to be a nice break from the faces you see day in day out here but not they're mostly just damn annoying.
The first word was not a symbol of anything, it was a cry.
Edward 40 hands.
When you see this, post a bit of poetry in your blog.
Winter coming like the last heroic soldier Of a defeated army, you'll stay at your post, Head bared to the first snowflake. Till the neighbour comes to yell at you, You're crazier than the weather, Charlie.
at least someone's keeping the arbitrary score.
I just heard Ben Harper singing 'Mama's got a girlfriend now' on the radio. I guess even the country radio stations in santa fe are chill.
I was eating at the Santa Fe Baking Co. and decided to use their free internet. I headed for my sit but it was blocked by whatever Linux blocker they were using. I was informed the specific reason for this was the use of the words, 'buttfuck', 'fuck', 'catholic school girls', and 'alcohol'. I'm so glad they told me the words that they were protecting me from, i never would have known what my attempted readers were missing.
I've discovered where the Republicans in Santa Fe hideout, their last stronghold and refuge is....the Gas Stations in town!
"Poor New Mexico! So far from heaven, so close to Texas." -Mexican Governor Manual Armijo
"Next to sex, i like fear-mongering the most" Quote of the day from a friend at the ABQ Democratic Party Headquarters.
So last Thursday after one skipped seminar, many hours of stress, and blathering while running around collecting money my replacement 'Seducers and Corrupters' party, re-titled, '[ad]dress your fetish' was thrown. I had a very accommodating off campus venue away from the campus who's admin had cancelled the damn thing anyway and with the help of some culpable people and the damn thing went off. Of course it was slow at first, and the DJ didn't get the equipment etc. all together till say 11:30 and the main controller kept shutting down on him (guy took a lot of slack for it) but by midnight you could not get yourself from the porch to the keg in the kitchen without getting swept up in a wave of dancing people. All my favorite johnnies were there, and even some post-johnny types. I don't think i've seen so many varieties of school girls- certainly not when i was in catholic school anyway. I wore my motorcycle chaps, a leather halter and a pair of undies saying 'HOTTIE' on the butt in flames. Apparently this chap/undies thing is a new Christina Aguilera trend. Ech- i certainly didn't mean to imitate. The alcohol ran dry (all $200 worth of boozamahol) and everyone departed mostly paired in two's, which, i suppose, was in the spirit of S&C even if i'd like to have had everyone party till dawn. It did make me giggle to have students from my freshman lab i assist there. If it hadn't been such a strain to get it all together and just to get the damn funds for it, i may stupidly think of doing it all over again. I even joked that the next party i throw will be an Irrational Fears party. It made me think of all the parties that would never happen: An Oedipal Party- come dressed as yer mom A Bob Dylan party- everyone stands round listening intently to the speakers and sneering. A God Save The Queen party A Towel Head Party The Dress as your enemy party The ill/bad luck and fortune party A bad Chinese food party A come as your favorite teletubby party An Anthrax Party- no not the band The STD Party The Scary Clown Party.
Wow. I need a fire shooting bra!
An unfolded point.
Or some traditional ones here.
The remembrance of walking upright The history of bastards Lesser known women of history
Ikasawak, Yblehs, Adzam, Atoyot, Nassin, Urabus, Iak, Peej, Egdod, Baas, Adnoh, Ovlov, Drof, Reltsyrhc, Caitnop, Idua, Nitram notsa, Callidac, Telorvehc, Neortic, Oowead, Nustad, Irarref, Taif, Oeg, Iadnuyh, Raugaj, Inihgrobaml, Revor Danl, Suxel, Nlocnil, Elibomsdlo, Itaresam, Sedecrem, Yrucrem, Ihisbustim, Toeguep, Htuomylp, Ehcsrop, Relbmar, Negawsklov.
Or maybe,
Itacud, Hpmuirt, Apsev, Ailirpa, Llueb, Nosdivad-yelreh, Naidin, Izzug otom, Yrotciv, Ahamay, Ikuzus
The first ev'r science, Geometry was quite in compliance when lonely, She swelled like a blimp cuz'a that Algebra pimp and out came calculus screaming 'infinity!'
Aeneas was a Trojan born puppy kicking baby hating war machine
The high whine of the nervous system is unbearable The beating of the pulse on the eardrum You have tried repeatedly to wear headphones to bed.
“He [Spinoza] seems to be flip-flopping on his stance...” -Ari “I’m sorry...could you use another word? I’ve just heard that one way too much lately.” -e
"I mean, why do people think that life should always be happy? Y'know, because when I was a little boy, my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over!" – Kids in the Hall, Brain Candy
Oh yes. This will rock.
You are still allowed to take a walking cane on an airplane in the US. Have the airline security people never gotten whapped by their grandparents?
My new deodorant makes me smell like a tequila sunrise.
So many jaded gay men. Where did they all come from?
Help! The French hiphop is in my HEAD!
T.I.A.I.L.W.: Mary Prankster. Because we all need saucy Irish lasses.
If for nothing else, i really admire a man that can get excommunicated by the Jews, the Catholics, and the Russian Orthodox Church preemptively.
Spartan Raquetball. Get a 15lb medicine ball and an accomplice and play raquet ball with it. The same in lines apply, and one bounce rule.
I got to test ride Mr. Carl’s 1999 Suzuki Intruder (800ccs and I’m screaming with joy, even if the crank shaft was a little difficult) and I got an excellent massage. What more could a girl want from a day? Ah, rest.
Play video games and vote.
I’ve decided I must acquire a BB gun. If not for my own total amusement than to get a pavlovian response out of the guy across the courtyard who plays his ass rap way too loud.
I must find clear spark plugs.
Sam’s proven Johnny pick up line: "I’m too drunk to read, wanna make out?"
Further on the bridge politics as the new entertainment: You could have a little bell set up at the presidential debates. When someone wins their verbal point, Ding! And you take a drink for your candidate.
HAHA! I hate the Scarlet Letter.
So the thought that, "To be only vaguely contemptuous of religion is to not have been exposed to it properly." and then i got sent this about Poetry.
Took a ride up to Taos on my bike with the enigmatic Mr. H on his bike, same make/model as mine only black. It was awesome. Winding back highways through small towns and forests all the way up and blasting it back full throttle along the Rio Grande. We got to play on the road, switching leads and lanes. There are so many gorgeous sights of northern NM with fall colors in effect, everything from high desert to deep valley to mountain ravines, pastures and pines. Don’t forget the feeling of coldness seeping into your limbs. Poverty and living abounded as you may expect, it makes me want to take it slow and stay a while. I could spend a lifetime unknown in any of those towns, the question is if I would still yearn despite/to spite myself. The possibility scares and entralls me- peace and resignation vie against one another when i think about it. We had microbrew at Eske’s and I ordered some infamous green chili beer. Yeow!
In dissection I’ve seen those that protest it the most end up respecting their specimen the least and really doing hack jobs, ultimately learning nothing.
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