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last modified Dec 22, 2001 at 22:31


Wednesday, December 29, 2004

A cousin of mine, who i got along with quite well because she was as immature as i was at 13 but she was 7 years older, is now a house wife with two small children. What's even stranger is she really seems to enjoy it.

132711 | posted by AussieAri at 17:45 | 0 comments

Here are some things I’ve been mucking about with:
I know where you live and what it looks like.
A very Japanese ‘portrait illustration maker

132706 | posted by AussieAri at 17:23 | 0 comments

I got a metric ratchet set for x-mas. Anyone need anything fixed?

132705 | posted by AussieAri at 17:21 | 0 comments

As my grandfather would have said, "You’ll just have to live off the fumes of a kerosene rag."
Which people (of the isles, I think) is it that are affected with the terrible cultural disorder of only ever speaking in sayings?

132704 | posted by AussieAri at 17:21 | 0 comments

Our TV has brought us pictures and video of the tsunami that affected southern Asia. Mum and I watched and were able to identify the obliterated remains of the places we had stayed in Sri Lanka as they showed pictures of the port of Colombo, of the fort Galle, and the beaches of Hikadua and Bentota. All of them. None of the reporters are venturing to the east side of the island though. It's understandable- it's the hardest hit and the least economially prosperous area. I assume there’s nothing left.

Anyway- when I use to think of loss of life in Sri Lanka I simply remembered all the blood let flow from the rebel clashes. The bus, market, and building bombs and the suicide bombers, and also of the non-existence of health care there. That was where mass death came from, and it happened about once a month. I see the big difference between those attacks and this disaster on the Sinhalese faces on TV. I've never before seen the hopelessness and grief I’m now seeing. I remember a sort of calm solidarity amongst them even after the biggest violent confronts there. They went about working, finding the bodies and the wounded. Basically trying to carry on with what was left. I never saw mass hysterics, breakdowns, and before no one ever cared enough to hide their faces from the cameras. I forget that even if humans can get use to almost anything, it doesn't mean there aren't other worse things to thwart them. I don't know how the island is going to be able rebuild this time.

Well nature has obviously outdone every deadly human circumstances Sri Lanka had been able to come up with until now. It’s not as if the place has a warning system.

132703 | posted by AussieAri at 17:21 | 0 comments

Thursday, December 23, 2004

Sanctuary

So this was the first time i've actually wanted to go home to my parent's house and not just for one reason. My friends, i simply can not express what a welcome boredom my parent's home is. I have been organizing my stamp collection. I have never before enjoyed what i usually see as the polarizing zombie death effect of a nowhere impotent suburban life where your neighbors don't know each other. Can you guess it's another oppressively grey snowy day in NW New York? There use to be music in this house,
loud blaring operas and overtures all day long from my mother and
father's respective den areas. Now we all sleep too much and they're both sick with colds so no one plays music. If there is noise besides the cats calling or us talking, it's the TV.

In other bad news, Dad's last day on the job was when I arrived, Mum's cancer has reoccurred with as much veracity as before she first went into chemo (this presents problems for treatment this time around), and I was asked not to return to my college next semester.
I feel eviscerated in ever sense of the word.

Happy Holidays. Happy third birthday little weblog of mine.

132140 | posted by AussieAri at 14:32 | 2 comments

It's 10:51pm. Is that too late to cook buffalo meat? Nah...Ah majestic hulking beast, thou art beefier than beef.
...But first some baklava.

132139 | posted by AussieAri at 14:29 | 0 comments

I still haven't missed anything on TV. I always check when i go to my parent's house, they have cable you see. There is no mystery or truth you can discover in a half hour special, and i'm not saying that just because of programming quality.
In my experiance it always takes a split second or a lifetime.

132138 | posted by AussieAri at 14:29 | 0 comments

New freakish trick:

Through all the colds i've had this fall/winter, my right eye seems to now be connected to the rest of my nasal passages. When i try to pop my ears, out spurt tears and cold air. Ew.

132137 | posted by AussieAri at 14:28 | 0 comments

Thus spoke the baby Leviathan:

"If you mar my innocence, i'll kill you."

132136 | posted by AussieAri at 14:28 | 0 comments

Playing in my head right now:

"But there's nothing so lonesome so morbid or drear
Than to stand in a bar of a pub with no beer.
"

132135 | posted by AussieAri at 14:27 | 0 comments

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Today I:

-Found a good adult store in town.
-Found another good video store with a nice selection of alternatives, classics and independents. Next double feature will be: Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill! and The Forbidden Zone.
-Found out my friend is under house arrest for another 2 months. Her miscreant youth in Texas finally caught up with her. What a honking ankle bracelet! I bet she could knock someone out with it.
-Found out the SF rail yards are more extensive than I thought.
-Found out Bone’s Jeff Smith is coming to ye local comic shoppe January. There's also a single volume collection of the entire series out.
-A comic collaboration i did with an artist in town is done. Didn’t think she’d get THAT much sexual imagery out of THAT poem, but the interpretation was actualy elucidating. Who knew? Civil war reenactment and erotica? Jarret suggested we enter it into this.
-Played with ferrets at the pet store. Admired the corn snakes, fire bellied toads, and bearded dragons. Oh how I want a fuzzy bouncing weasel of my own but...oh... etc, etc.

131493 | posted by AussieAri at 23:22 | 1 comments

Wok and Woll

131437 | posted by AussieAri at 18:20 | 0 comments

Did you see the Geminids the last two nights?

131436 | posted by AussieAri at 18:19 | 0 comments

T.I.A.I.L.W.: Japanese Teas.

131435 | posted by AussieAri at 18:16 | 1 comments

I no longer have enough fingers and toes to count the number of introduced species that have run amuck down under. We may have a lot of deadly flaura and fauna but they can’t seem to kill the one’s we don’t need. Fire ants for instance.

Speaking of which, here’s a lovely bugger that’s messing up Maryland. An Annapolis transfer told me about her great fear of them. Apparently officials had warned people not to go into the water because these fish were so aggressive.

131434 | posted by AussieAri at 18:15 | 0 comments

You know, maybe I shouldn’t have eaten that fifth latke. I'm going to lie down now. Latke you will be the death of me one day...

131431 | posted by AussieAri at 18:12 | 0 comments

Thursday, December 9, 2004

I want latkes

Uh...Happy Chanukah e. Do you want the same present as last year?

130763 | posted by AussieAri at 18:47 | 0 comments

Tuesday, December 7, 2004

T.I.A.I.L.W: Lisa Umbarger. She was also an Ewok in her youth. She used the pay to buy her first bass guitar and she also left the Toadies to pursue a 9-5 life.

130548 | posted by AussieAri at 19:36 | 0 comments

Sounds almost right

"Le seul beau moment d’un ouvrage est celui où on l’écrit" - Vigny

130547 | posted by AussieAri at 19:32 | 0 comments

Monday, December 6, 2004

The bookstore has these little bookmarks with titles like, “Hungry for Hegel?” “Aching for Aristotle?” “Pining for Plato?” The list goes on, but here is the upperclassman’s most immediate view of some of them:
Pissed off at Plato?
Headache over Hegel?
Nauseous over Newton?
Spazing over Spinoza?
Browned off at Bacon?
Disappointed with Descartes?
Aggravated over Aristotle?

130400 | posted by AussieAri at 18:13 | 0 comments

I was thinking much of humanities relational problems would be solved if we could either get over or get rid of body smell, hair and fat.

130399 | posted by AussieAri at 18:11 | 0 comments

Winter Ball. The only alcohol they had was the worst kind of bacardi that has ever been put before my nose. I had asked for a nip in my eggnog and ended up not even being able to open my mouth to drink the mix. It was the sort of alcohol you know will make you sick just by smelling it. No thank you. The poor professional bartenders from Second Street had to just sit there dosing out this gross grog. Anyway, I looked at some pretty people, mingled, enjoyed the live music, stole some pomegranates and left. Dances just aren’t fun if you can’t dance with the pretty ladies (or try to). I had some real work to do (i.e. not getting sick). Took some of this Cold Snap stuff Nico gave me a while ago and then some Contact. Not too hopefull.

130398 | posted by AussieAri at 18:11 | 0 comments

I had my Junior conference this Friday. I’m still here. It was an example of how subjective others can be about you and your actions. I maybe should have played the pity card more instead of saying shortly in all truth “this is the hardest time of my life so far”. I figured that would have been enough for their purposes, any further into context and it’s not their business and not very polite to be informed of. That and the fact that if you’re not struggling with junior year than I don’t know why you’re here, or if you actually have an academic pulse. I wonder if the outcome of the conference is really because I’ve been much more private in my thinking lately. Even you, little weblog, haven’t heard it from my heart since before summer time. No incriminating or extenuating circumstances to be had here. Must be pretty boring to read then if you know me eh?
Every time I go away I have to affirm why I want to come back to the college.
To avoid any foreseeable future catastrophes though, or any sob stories, I think I’ll get tested for depression.
If for some strange reason you are my highschool counselor reading this, please return the letter that I wrote to myself then.

130376 | posted by AussieAri at 15:45 | 0 comments

Thursday, December 2, 2004

T.I.A.I.L.W.: Princess Stephanie of Monaco. Because this weblog needs some rebellious royalty. Nice tats Steph!

130090 | posted by AussieAri at 22:59 | 0 comments

There’s a Broadway version of Monty Python out called 'Spamalot' starring Tim Curry. Jeanne is seeing the pre-show in Chicago and has sworn to tell me the details.

Meanwhile, i shall be enjoying the evangelical hygienic of that rock and holy roller, Reverend Horton Heat and his godly men at out very own Paramount. Praise the Lord!

Oy vay, dating a jew i think i should learn Yiddish the fun way, goy that i am. Sandeep really wants to write a 'poyem for a goyem' but being Hindu he's not really getting the inspiration or the info he needs.

In this modern age, is going on walkabout the same as walking in circles? You always run into someone. Well, either way, in the end, i know "Australia’s like, 'WTF, mate?'".

A ditty about the real life of a country cow and probably the puniest use of the phrase 'Bull Dyke' ever.

Aren't you glad that robots don't crap?

And in closing, here is a Bush conspiracy theory generator. Particularly useful if you’re already inclined to conspiracies but too lazy to think one up.
mmm... Smut.

130087 | posted by AussieAri at 22:45 | 0 comments

Wednesday, December 1, 2004

T.I.A.I.L.W.: Carla Speed McNeil. And the world in her head.

129945 | posted by AussieAri at 22:10 | 0 comments

Finally seeing technique over force working in Jiu Jitsu! Perhaps it's because I’ve become so sloth like as my body is trying to hibernate. Well at least this proves the value of simply showing up to things. Two more weeks and then more rest then i need!

129942 | posted by AussieAri at 21:56 | 0 comments