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AussieAri's weblog Edit this message to change the title of your weblog. Thursday, May 27, 2004 He got the ill-coordination Does anyone else despise having to look at a blue suit with a yellow tie, or even a yellow shirt with a blue suit, in general, blue and yellow in a suit? Why is this even popular? Fire starter I saw the Pants On Fire mobile tonight going down Alameda. Yee-haww! Some dips in their SUVs even yelled at the driver while the pedestrians were amused and cheered it on. Wednesday, May 26, 2004
I played the rubber band game with the wholesome crew this past weekend. Another wonderful pointless hilarious game involving possible damage to your physical self made up by kids whos families disdain a cup of wine. You get a very long length of stretchy fabric and sew it together well at the ends to form a continuous loop. Four people stand in a perfect square with the 'band' stretched against their backs. As the first pair of opposite people run full tilt to one another's rights the other pair of opposite people run as hard as they can backwards. The force of the first lots impact sends the second pair hurling to each other's rights and you keep this crazy game up as long as you can before you get hurled somewhere, run into someone, get close lined or wipe out. Girl fight tonight I’ve been thinking about fighting- ring fighting before a crowd. I did some stand up practice with a BJJ purple belt striking and grappling. It was really fun. She is going to be in a NHB (no holes bared) pay-perview event that takes place in Japan. She even wants to start some NHB events in New Mexico. Keep in mind there is no official organization for women’s fighting, there is no governing committee and there’s often more allowed than in the men’s events at Ultimate Fighting Championships, King Of The Cage, and Pride Fighting. It’s a bit like cage fighting since it hasn’t caught on yet- only, some people are really not there to watch how good a fighter these women are. I'm not a show person even if i love attention, this is to be considered as Dojo fighters don't always make good ring fighters. I may be afraid of popularity when you consider the tumults of maintaining a fighter career. I can't really see the honor in the sport as it is now. Anyway, i think I’ll help my NHB fighting friend practice because it is a thrill and a challenge but lord help me keep my good looking face intact and my brain with as many cells in it as possible.
Has anyone noticed that a lot of tranny FTMs look like little boys and MTFs look like old women?
Kick booty. The Senior's gift to the school is a personally sculptured astrolabe by local Blacksmith/Artist Tom Joyce. It will be an ongoing project but considering my interest in metal working etc, I’m definitely going to get in on this one.
Hello Santa Fe.
The great souled man is a piece of BS and are the ethics that Aristotle put forth in the Nichamachian Ethics only really supportable in a society in which slaves do all the tedious manual labor?
That all comparisons are false is a Tibetan Buddhist saying. Any likening or metaphor... but similes- ah, I rest my work on them.
3rd time is no charm with me. You only get a second chance. Fool me once not three strikes. A wild tuesday night for everyone under 21 in santa fe. I got IDed at Wal-Mart tonight. I got IDed because I was buying crafts glue. Yes, that’s right, the wisdom of old Walt says that if you’re under 18 you must be buying white out/spray paint/super glue/permanent markers for nefarious purposes.
What have I learnt from my family? I know their stories, I know the interplay of our personalities and our shared history, but I still don’t know what I’ve learnt. A Poet’s Achilles heel. Of the few things that I have not forgiven people for, they are all verbal. Something the other person said. These things hurt me much more than actions. A punch in the face if very strait forward, a lapse of faith understandable, but at crucial times when things were being said, there are some I can’t relieve the sting of.
I don’t understand people who are simply athletic without a sport or art. Sure there are a lot of fun exercises to be done and many different types of fitness to train for, and there is a lot to be said for being healthy and the feeling after a good workout- but what then?
If I ever open up a ranch it will be called The Circle Pi ranch and our brand with be a logarithm Shreds of Sanity As long as I remember during the second semester of my junior year that Kant got no cunt or cock and if you watch Tank Girl the movie the back license plate to her TANK says ‘KANT’ I think I’ll stay sane. The same thing happened when I left my parent’s house: "I must've been sleeping when you called. And other hideous plans. I think I’ll go as a drag queen for next Halloween.
Goodness gracious great globs of snot are the undesirable side effect of working in a place that has much second hand smoke.
Are they still naked if they’re wearing socks and shoes? Ewww! Monday, May 24, 2004
field trip!!
I have no explanation for why her dog likes to lick the same patch of carpet in front of him ceaselessly. Friday, May 21, 2004 'Stumpside' and 'the Donner Party'. Wheeell this is interesting. And i don't mind if i wouldn't have made it as an AMERICAN colonist thanks very much.
I love the queens that come to the bar for happy hour and drink a lite beer out of a rocks glass with ice.
Gyrotwister? Where's the Gynotwister? Series to pay too much attention to: Thundercats, Silverhawks, He-man, She-ra, Absolutely Fabulous, The Simpson’s, The Family Guy, Gargoyles, The Muppet Show, Faulty Towers, Keeping Up Appearances, The Young Ones, Married With Children, Monty Python, Samurai Jack, Rocko’s Modern Life, Johnny Bravo, Adult Swim, Aeon Flux, Phantom 2040, Liquid Television, Mr. Bean, Are You Being Served?, Star Trek Next Generation, Star Trek Voyager.
“Did I ever tell you that you have pretty eyes?”
Why is it so hard to appreciate and communicate someone’s beauty without coming off like an intrusive weirdo or like someone hitting on them to get somewhere. It’s not sexual at all, nor wanting, nor selfish, it is an expression of a realization, and sometimes it’s about sexiness- not sex. Something like Donnan did tonight when he mentioned to me the sexiness of a couple just 4 feet around the corner of the bar. They were two young fresh looking women slowly and sensitively making out. Now, not that he interrupted them to tell them they were sexy then in that act that we had witnessed but would they have inferred the sincerity of his complement through eye contact? Would he have to say it a second time, ‘No I mean it!’ nod his head and raise his brow? Would they laugh it off? Make a bee-line for the women’s restroom? Wednesday, May 19, 2004
"Time not important. Only life important." -The Fifth Element
We have lost our poker, a metal fork taped to a wood broom handle. Long live the pizza bubble poker.
Q: What’s your number? Move to adjourn Excuse me Mr. President, where is Saddam now? And will Mr. Bin Laden be making an appearance before the next election?
If you don’t trust me it isn’t my problem. A friend encouraged me to believe this.
The shaved ice place is open. Yay summer! Forget Texas, I’ve seen some of the jankiest rigs on vehicles here in NM- Last night a huge husky parking it’s head off at me from the back of a truck with no back gate and on a long lead. Also today in traffic, a hatchback with back completely open and an aluminum ladder sticking out being HELD dawn by the driver hooking an arm through one of the rungs. Tuesday, May 18, 2004 meme Take ten books at random from your bookshelf, find the 5th line on the 23rd page of each one and arrange them to form a short story. And yes i took a few linking word and pronoun liberties. I'll tell you which books they are later. another horrendous idea. I’d like to see a Christian WWF show- perhaps Wrestlers for Christ, or Holy Rolling Wrestlers. Anyway, wrestlers on this new organization could have colorful names such as ‘God Father’, ‘Conscious Pilot’, ‘The Roman Senator’, ‘The Holy Ghost’, ‘The Crucifier’, ‘Angry Mob’, and ‘Ascension’. Ring girls could be Mary Magdalene and the Jesus Gang. Female wrestlers could be ‘the Flying Nun’ and ‘Joan of Arc’. Teams could be ‘The Four Riders’, ‘The Apostles’, and ‘The Vatican’. The judges could be called ‘The Wise Men’. The list goes on as do the possibilities.
I’ll never fall for the ‘Wanna see my new beltbuckle?’ trick again.
Angelo has an ebonics phone with the names all phonetically spelt.
I’m regaining vitality to my mortal envelope. ‘We’d be so sued’ How about a sandwich café/dinner place where the menu is a long list of slang and dirty words. You’d order a Hot Carl through the Poop Chute with dingle berries if you wanted a hot Portobello sandwich to go with a side of beans. We could refer to the oven as the Dutch Oven, The Back Door could be the bathroom. Ad Nauseum. I get around, apparently (or my bad spelling does). Hemeroids, Kid Bowling Parties, Whitty Pick Up Lines, and Roulette Gambling. Tuesday, May 11, 2004 What an Autograph. Dave served a 'John Hancock the Sixth' at the Cowgirl the other day. Yep.
This should be the big cicada year.
I caught a tumble weed! I chased it down the road and soon i will set it free in the arroyo. April was a cruel month none the less. "Whan that Aprill, with his shoures soote
wow! I found ‘the bra' for me! The spirit of the art. O-sensei was in the Japanese wars, saw his father get beat up as a little boy, purposefully got into fights, and trained in many martial arts. It wasn’t till around 1925 after one particular fight when he was 42 where he simply evaded his opponednt, after all of the above violent experiences, that he found Aikido as ‘a way to make all humans one family’ or, a peacefully approach to counteracting all aggressive action. So. With that in mind, do you think an Aikido black belt is really well set as far as self defense only having done aikido in a dojo? Golden Calves grow into Mad Cows. After five months I finally finished the damn story. Next up: Maybe sci-fi-ish story about Mad Cow disease. Copping it. Being a Santa Fe cop must be like being in a social club. You know there are only 5 cop cars on duty in the whole of the city at that time and yet there they all are on a Friday night lined up down Don Diego at the four way stop with Alameda swapping cars and cups of coffee. Why don’t they just go to Denny’s or Carrows or any other of the four 24 hour food service place in the city when they’re taking a break and not breaking during work?? There are some cops that go the dojo by the way. I try to ignore it when they talk about how ‘fucked up’ some situation was or how much they want to make someone or other in their precinct ‘cry’.
Tehehe!
So i'm getting notifications of background research being done on me via Word of Mouth Research. Should i be annoyed or disturbed? Wednesday, May 5, 2004 right that aren't all right? The right to pursue happiness may have doomed America from actually finding happiness. The bathroom door at work reads: This restroom is for on duty employees and on duty performers only. NOT FOR SEX.
How about a corn meal sand box?
Things I learnt from the Terry Moore and Paige Braddock talk in Santa Fe: Most short fiction writers are finding their way to comics, It is so easy to self publish and at least break even (if your stuff is good), don’t be ego centric or so within your own clique- be able to write or draw about anything/anyone, go ahead and go crazy and be able to see the characters as people, don’t make the character your hero, your ideal of yourself, or the way you would have wanted things to happen but they did not. Oh, and a college degree actually does help.
Stall ‘em till you can hide the sex toys. Cute little maxims I’ve come by. Dyral the saintly bum told me once, “If they’ve got to ask questions when you ask for their help [about something so important], they’re not your friends.” And if they don’t come to your aid period, fuck em.
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