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Donnez-moi une pipe. Ceci ne pas une pipe!
Fun with paper.
prettypandee: new french word of the day: enculation. i was looking up the term enucleation, but misspelled it for enculation. one means taking out a nucleus and the other means buttfucking in french.
I’m a failure as a libertine.
Mental Life: +2 Martial Arts Training and Fitness: +1 Sex Life: -3
The best compliment my father ever gave me was that “you have a mind to comprehend these great works of man” in reference to the St. John’s program books, but also in reference to why the hell would I want to go and make blades for a living?
The new security thinks they’re a bloody panzer division. Sigh. I think of security as a watchdog, they just bark and show up in uniforms with flashlights and other tools hanging off of them similar to spiked dog collars that give them the appearance of dominant authority. It's certainly funny to watch them go when they're all riled up, but you should let sleeping dogs be.
T.I.A.I.L.W.:Sonia Sanchez.
It rained and hailed in a deluge Saturday just before our newly instated tradition of a ‘Homecoming’ football game. It was the powers at be’s way of saying we should have just had S & C. I only stayed for the pep rally, before the game against CSF. Charity dressed up as our mascot, a large ‘Great Book’ with the school seal, Euclid props and ancient Greek written on the inside cover and ‘Go Books!’ on the back. There were also skinny boys as cheerleaders, our touch football team wore orange St John’s football jerseys, there was a band playing ‘Louie Louie’ out of tune and a paper banner everyone ran through. It was too surreal to me and my hangover so I laid low till the evening ‘Homecoming’ dance.
The guys down stairs are rubbing a stick into a larger block of wood to start a fire... On their dorm room floor. This is not smart, it is, however, S-M-R-T.
When he was 3 he hit his mother with a bat. He didn’t know if it would hurt or not. Today he is an experimental scientist.
Great Sex Brewing.
When we lost paradise apparently we gained a world of farts and strange noises during sex.
What to do when you keep dreaming of being intimately involved with those colleagues you see every day? Is this a moral dilemma?
Remember: Adam didn’t dream.
"A Man should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." --Robert Heinlein
So i started a Fotopage since every other format for posting pics has just been more trouble than it's worth. Here you may view silly pictures of things that somehow collect around me.
One of my kitties has just been diagnosed with feline chronic renal failure. And cat AIDS. We have no idea if she was born with the AIDS or where she caught it. I'm going to get my parents to change her diet to a special raw suplimented one which will help the kidney problem. No shit she's skinney.
Anyone want to put down bets on the date in October that Osama Bin Laden will be captured?
the chamiso is in full bloom again...my body can't decide if i should sneeze or barf. Granted, it's not so bad when it's not in bloom but i can't believe the natives use to make a tea for stomach disorders out of it. Hurrrk.
The force of the closed door Is the firmness of a second story floor.
Wanted: Full time job opening at St. John’s College for a Personal Hygienist. Primary function is to check students' b.o. and general appearance for acceptability before class. Duties include shaving the pubic like hair off of young men’s faces, cutting ratty hair into non-disturbing haircuts, administering sprays, and suggesting further treatments for particularly acute cases of odor and skin problems.
Ahem. Now i'm an upperclassmen it IS a problem.
How many centers of motion till you get the the center of a Ptolemeic sphere?
In my dream I galloped on all fours down so many planned blocks of D.C. No one looked twice at me. I've got to figuer out how to do this as a regular form of locomotion.
EAT MORE CARBS.
Maybe we could put his tongue to some useful work.
A fat cat on satan’s trampoline.
My new song for when i’m going for a beer.
Here is a sure way to keep the right wing from drinking out of your coffee mug or wearing your shirts.
Did i mention i’m studying french again and I still hate rabbits?
Went hiking with the dogs and friends down to Tesuque Creek amongst the Aspens that are beginning to turn. The hike was 1/3 down hill and 2/3 up to loop back to the start of the trail. I definitely prefer uphill first as I get to go crashing down the path like an idiot after we turn around. I don’t care how bad it is for my knees, I love it so. The dogs swam around in the creek and Alton went nuts doing his silly bounding looping run in response to the chill water. A wet Dalmatian is a funny sight. There was even a guy with dachshunds on the trail, he was yelling at his dog as much as it was barking. Urg. The polar fleece/nylon shell vest I found at the end of last school year proved to be a worthwhile acquisition as it began to rain just after we got to the creek and continued fairly steadily for the rest of the hike. My torso stayed nicely dry thanks to the vest and luckily everyone made the hike safely and didn’t get too cold. I need to go hiking more often on different paths, not just the school ones. In that respect, I’ve drawn up the things I really much do this school year: 1. Go To Mexico 2. Go To Carlsbad Caverns 3. Go Snowboarding 4. Go to the Jemez Hot springs
All my old friends who are headed somewhere are headed to the East Coast (except for Adela). She and I have headed West. I found poverty, harsh incomparable beauty, constant personal work and challenge, inspiration, drought, dry heat, escape, a slower pace and friendliness.
Is it worth it? You bet your east coast arse.
The rain from yesterday has continued, making it smell all pretty everywhere. Atalya’s top is obscured by gray storm clouds and the rain can’t find a constant pace for itself. We got a nice half hour power black out in Eldorado at the house I’m taking care of last night. Just before we were going to start cooking dinner for our crappy Kung-Fu movie viewing get together too. Natural gas to the rescue!
On wards to about 8 hours of school work...
One more for ">the evils of women to be added after the second sentance: Excusing themselves or pleading some natural and pathetic innocence while condemning every one else on those same terms.
One more for ">the evils of women to be added after the second sentance: Excusing themselves or pleading some natural and pathetic innocence while condemning every one else on those same terms.
The first time i went to Taos i wandered in to an art gallery (now closed down and moved out) that had an exhibit of Xaverio's works. The particular series on display was all of heaped ground up gem stones and other materials on disks with back and suround lighting. Each disk represented a planet in our solar system. They simply glowed on their own when the owner turned off the additional lighting. The photos i saw on this site don't do his work justice though.
T.I.A.I.L.W.: Hey Nunnie Nunnie, and their naughty songs.
Jaysus, It has become quite possible that I may die from gas inhalation in my little dorm room due to my diet at our Aramark cafeteria. Help me find an oxygen tank and a flame thrower!
“Join the homosexual intifada!” –Raspberry Reich (thanks Sandeep)
T.I.A.I.L.W.: Comic Book Shop Girls.
sorry...couldn't find a link. I guess they all fear Fan-boys too much to reveal themselves.
What is it with French lit? They all try to write the same things like a fad wave: odd sordid sexual exploits, maxims, the seduction of people far too young to be seduced by someone far to old to seduce them, rewriting Greek tragedies, stories about nothing, stories about characters you could care less about. It just becomes useless.
Well I guess this settles who i’m voting for this election.
"No orgies for you, you damn nipple pierced freaky freak."
T.I.A.I.L.W.: Janet English of Spiderbait. Perhaps the best Aussie punky band ever.
Owww-wow. So last night Jeanne quit her day job. Of course, she got totally smashed in celebration. She was drinking a nice chambord concoction called purple haze 5:1 sake and chambord. We had to put her to bed at 8 though and the rest of us played video games or went and saw the movies playing in the hall. I talked to Steve, he has some truffles! We will be doing some cooking this coming week thanks to the arrangement (being a stuffed fridge) with the people I’m house sitting for. While putting on a pair of leather pants I hadn’t put on since my last birthday I found a note wishing me a ‘happy freaken’ birthday’. Down at the Paramount with Nico the place only got hopping at 1am as usual- and closed at 2. I didn’t see the person I went to see but soon was carried away by various ready distraction. I played a horrible game of pool, danced my silly butt off to Philly’s grooves, and met a male nurse specializing in burns who can remember the gay bar before the Drama Club and when the building the Paramount is in was a mechanical garage- such a sweetie. Quick- how do you tell a Cowboy? They know how to grab the horn! And of course, the usual locals and some new and shiny faces were there (Shiny? It was probably sweat as the place was steamed up). I miss after hours because I actually get to talk to my bartending friends. David was there, though just about to leave, as was Betty. She was sitting with some Johnnies- one I live across from and one who wants to be part of the motorcycle club- yeah! So after being shown someone's very personal poetry Nico and i called it quits. We wound our way back to campus were all had tired itself out. I gave Sam a much needed massage, shot the schit with a Dubliner Johnny and some other fresh-persons and went to beddiebies.
E got some new hedgies. *insert much inane obsessed and overcome by cuteness babble here* They will be her first breeders. Their names are Buffy, Faith, and (probably) Angel. See a pattern? I was thinking along these lines, what good names for herds would be. Say, from children’s books, sets of historical figures or fictional characters, from comic book series, favorite TV shows etc. What’s your suggestion?
T.I.A.I.L.W.: Mary Cheney, because she’s stuck in the middle.
I work out with lots of guys. I wrestle with lots of guys. Guys are really sweaty…and stinky. Ew guys. I'm going to go take another shower.
Well another Zozobra proved that waiting is most of the exhaustion of your energy, Santa Fe still has much more life in it than we'll ever let on the rest of the year, and yes, we can still set things on fire with fireworks and a huge burning puppet in the desert.
T.I.A.I.L.W.:Top 10’s Jackie "Jacks" Kowalski, a.k.a. Jack Phantom.
you were made for the part you play.
Spetznaz throwing shovel and the crazy french man who loves his shovel.
T.I.A.I.L.W.: Pauline Cushman, Sarah Edmonds, Virginia Hall
So the freshman seem much like freshman (in a good or maybe best possible way)- Smart, interested, confused in their conversational skills and still very much reliant on highschool realities.
Fencing club has many new beginners. I don’t know how the hell I’m going to give the all equipment after looking at the fencing closet today.
CJ is going to do a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu class at school since Aikido will not be done this semester. This absolutely rocks my world since i love training with her and she's a good teacher.
I'll be house sitting for a friend out in El Dorado next week so i'm not sure what my net connection will be.
summer survey
TEN Things You Did 01. moved to Buffalo 02. attempted to sell vacuums 03. got my first apartment 04. looked at too much art in galleries 05. drank lots of Hornsbys cider 06. drove too much all over the East Coast with my mum 07. cried more than I’ve probably cried in any 3 month span that I can remember. 08. ate wild strawberries and raspberries 09. visited my beloved wild cats, The Cats and got to spend time with my cats. 10. live with a girlfriend and a dog for the first extended time ever.
NINE Favorite Bands/Singers of the Summer 01. Rasputina 02. Mary Prankster 03. Triplets of Belleville 04. Soul Coughing 05. Atom and His Package 06. Ani DiFranco 07. Devotchka 08. The Smiths 09. e
EIGHT Places You Ate At 01. Rendezvous, Memphis TN 02. Legal Seafood, Boston 03. Just Pizza, Buffalo 04. The Mill House, Lewiston 05. Fortunata’s, Lewiston 06. Old Fort Inn Niagara, Niagara On the Lake 07. Rehoboth Beach 08. Red Bull and Beef Jerky and Ice Blocks in the car all across the country.
SEVEN Inside Jokes 01. your mother’s crazy 02. cindy has an stick up her ass 03. candy corn face killa 04. I hate coffee 05. Kirby sucks 06. NY drivers 07. cum as a noun
SIX Things You Bought 01. two pairs of jeans 02. answering machine for my parents 03. on our backs lesbian guide to sex 04. fruit from the growers of it and ice cream from the makers 05. comic books 06. growing lobster thing
FIVE Things You Accomplished 01. moving cross country with dog/hedgehogs/gf in her car 02. not having a breakdown 03. sex 04. being as kind and helpful to mum as I could 05. four one week trips with mum
FOUR Movies You Saw 01. The Alamo 02. The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys 03. Arthur 04. Farenheight 9/11
THREE Things You Wish You Did 01. written more 02. excercised/trained more 03. gone to Toronto
TWO Rules You Broke 01. don’t doubt other’s love for you or your need to be loved 02. don’t be prideful
ONE Thing You LOVED About This Summer 01. a greater purpose
wow. My aloe vera bottle just exploded some aloe all over my room. Forgot about that elevation effect!
I agree with Simone, if I stopped doing stupid things my life would be much more boring.
Ha! I knew it!
The Gollum rap.
Betty Bowers has got it goin’ on.
You've never been more awake in your life.
the !@#$ Underpants Gnomes are at it again!!
Just because I haven’t looked at it in years and still remember it: Breakfast (English version is below the french)
Naughty, rude hedgehogs.
Sweet. You can pump up a motorcycle or even a car tire with a bike pump. That saves me buying a can of air. It just takes a while.
Since mir-mir is otherwise occupied and in no need of doing T.I.A.I.L.W. (Today I Am In Love With) I shall be taking over for her. Anyway, T.I.A.I.L.W.: Jeanie Schroder of Devotchka. She's super pleasant and man can she rock that double base and sousaphone, in a silk Chinese dress too! Ask her about her base clef tattoo!
Do you ever think about sending nice little postcards to random people with short disconcerting messages on them? Or how about 'fuck you' letters to people in the past? No? Oh. Nevermind.
Why don’t we have the funding to have enough copies of PROGRAM books in the library for our small student body?? Annapolis does. *frizzle fizzle*
Rasputina is on the Buffy soundtrack, and they appeared on the show. Ok, that makes Buffy a little cooler and more acceptable.
But Xena still rules!
Fun fun fun. Got over the fever (thank you z-pac), stole Sam’s wifebeater, button fly jeans, and suspenders style, and bartended/grooved to Vanilla Pop. They’re a cover band what jives nicely as campy loungesters. I like not having to go to Swig to see them. We had a hard time with the kegs, half of it was foam and what we did get was flat. It’s the worst tap I’ve ever had. Curse you Santa Fe altitude and taps without pressure releases. I met some new people, or at least, people new to me including an ex-Wellesley girl, an ex-marine, an enigmatic artist, a chanteuse who looks like another chanteuse I know, and yes, another Dallasite who was very woeful for me that I attended Ursuline Academy. I think the longer you stay at this college the more you see repeats of personality and faces- in short, we are inundated with doppelgangers. Who the hell though eugenics was a liberal art anyway? L. S-D. showed up out of the blue much to my delight and I convinced her (didn’t take much), Mark, and the chanteuse to regale us with songs. Even Reike joined in before he disappeared with the Dallasite. ‘Walk’ indeed. My voice is strangely but pleasingly rumbly and low right now- undoubtedly the effects of this cold and the cig smoke at the party. Thankfully L. S-D. will be moving back to Santa Fe. More people that make me happy closer to me, and being happy themselves here. All is well and I am at peace again, refreshed. Take a shower and give mum a call.
I’ve been getting the sentiment but not the words right.
Ripped my pants leg again goin' wild dancing. This is getting dangerous.
Pinky the cat bits juicy thigh meat, and also, doesn't get adopted.
You know what? We were skinny in high school.
I love our new school nurse practitioner.
I can’t from here but I would clasp your hand to the back of my cold sweated neck and my red cracked eyes would say I drept I was a horrible Picasso cubist argument that would not resolve itself out being already set in oil, all night. And somewhere in a freezer an octopus defrosting too.
Krishnan has ordered a 56lb ball of granite for the gym. Hell yeah. You’ll never see holes like this in the gym floor anywhere else. I have a feeling however it’s going to be a chest flattener for me seeing as to do any kind of curls you have to do them against your torso.
I’m polling interest for a Johnnie motorcycle riding group. We may be able to get gas money out of Polity.
E has her digital camera again. This will be fun.
Went for a ride as passenger in a friend’s Z3 up to the ski basin. Can you say ‘Vroom’? How about ‘mad handling system’? Yeow!
It is so hard for me to believe the people I came here with as freshman are now seniors. It is hard for me to believe I’m a junior. I still feel wide eyed, inexperienced, innocent and impressionable. I doubt anyone who knows what they’re doing here- they either are too set in their opinions of whatever we’re studying or they’re simply working the system like a sophist. Oh well, there will always be freshman. Hahaha!
What band makes you want to get horrendously drunk whenever you hear their music playing?
Gasoline Serpent- by Devotchka
In the gutter gasoline Suffocated our self esteem Desensitize, desensitize me public hearts anesthetize me A voice will light our streets when you are gone.
This town is a garbage pile if it takes us down we’ll go out in style she swears she’s seen god and we’re all forsaken had the guitars man there’s windows breaking. some blood spilt on our streets when you are gone. the blood will cleanse our streets when you are gone.
Scheming on this thoroughfare I fled into the ancient scattered air You tell me he’s been looking this who time down there just to carry you away from here.
In the gutter gasoline It shimmers like a serpent queen And drunken dogs bring angel choirs Fortune copper, pipes and wires I worship at their feet when you are gone I worship at their feet when you are gone.
And we say, A-ooowwwhh, A-owww-oww- etc.
Today was a pink wearing day, and in surprising amounts.
I'm making a new mix cd of things from the past year. Who wants a copy?
Met a Russian girl this past weekend. It really is about the accent sometimes.
Scored a freshman lab assistantship. Granted, it's not junior, but since i've done this before i don't think i'll fuck up as much this time (no exploding the hydrogen). Apparently the Annapolis transfer who would have had the position looked at her schedule, realized we have a hard junior math curriculum, realized as a lab ass we aren't maids over here in Santa Fe and wussed out. Anyway, we're going to have to trade scheduals to make it work. I will however, be keeping my super cool seminar, much to my joy.
In other news, back to kettlebells and blisters.
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