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last modified Dec 22, 2001 at 22:31
The Garlic and Green Chili Pistachios i got from Five and Dime are making me cough they're so strong.
Control the ballance of a yodelling drunk man.
Wow. I think i'm in a whisper corner here at the baking co. I can hear middle aged woman talking all about her life, her voice is being funneled and amplified by the round corner of the wall behind me. But i can't figuer out where she is...
Candiru poems
The Sex Worker Art Show is in town. Nifty.
Met this bloke at a party a while ago. Maybe he'll give a friend a job, maybe he's not just another well read Santa Faker.
The neighbours dog barks at anything that goes by. Much like our room-mates dog. Anyway, since this dog is not one i'm actually living with but i still have to deal with on a regular basis, i've come up with an odd way of coping with it. Well animals can't talk for themselves, so i'm putting words into the nurotic little dog's mouth for my benefit. Everything it barks it's, "What? You ate JFK's brain?", "Huh? Timmy's down a well?", "You're an ex-vietkong with a thing for pantyhoes?" It's just going to get worse till one day the dog's owner hears me making these strange interpritations of the dog's inane barking and she'll think i'm flipped.
Ford Smith Victoria Montesinos Ron Rundo Jerry Burchfield Steven N. Meyers Francois Fressinier Kenneth Anger
The Art of Seduction by Robert Greene
He wants to rent an expensive house in a hoity-toity area and put big Sex Offender' sign in the front yard. His idea is that the owner would break lease with him and he would collect on it.
A Merkin.
So long to the Walled City of the Nine Dragons.
I'm wracking my memory of Hong Kong from before the take over to try and remember the Walled City- it is impossible that i did NOT see at least some part of the place from a distance.
holder for flashlight, matches, candles, paper, pad, pen, pencil, flask, caffeine mints and chocolate.
Marcus Pierson.
Rest in whatever sort of state will suit you Hunter. And go out with a blast.
and in an inteview with Democracy Now! from two years ago, "Yeah. I mean to say something and I think a lot of people in this country agree with me. A lot more never say anything. We'll see what happens to me if I get my head cut off in the next week by -- it's always unknown Bush [inaudible] strangers who commit suicide right afterward. No witnesses. They have a new kind of crime."
"no that i'm going nowhere i wish she would come back to me she's all i need she's all i need all i need to end my misery
She's a ray of sunshine my only ray of sunshine X2"
Go Sailor- Ray of Sunshine
"I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad, I got sunshine in a bag. I'm useless, but not for long, the future is comin' on. My future is comin' on."
Godzilla- Clint Eastwood
I think as a security guard, my job is more about preventing people from being furtherly stupid than from actually keeping any peace. No thanks, i'll leave that last bit to the cops.
How many Nagas had too die to make that naugahyde couch!!
U. G. Krishnamurti. Well there's a funny guy. I think he has the best response for the bland question 'what sort of music do you like', which is, that he doesn't really like music, he prefers animal noises.
Sewwwww-eee!
Um, so the illustrious Gideon sent out an email to his devoted followers, and me, about Kama Sutra Gingerbread Cookies for V day. Porn Bread indeed.
Hisashi Otsuka
and
Doreman Burns
Oh Wow. Three people sporting Irish accent and dressed in green tights, green garb with green makeup just came into the cafe. They're 'Irish Faries'. They're handing out fliers for a production of the Irish ghost story, 'Angel Exit'
Hey hey hey! The comic collaboration I did is done and printing for the mini is underway. ETA: early April. Cost: $3 so we don't go broke.
My mind is swimming with ideas for other comic projects, one of which I just finished writing the story for.
Well the security job is stupendously easy. Let me know if you have a desire to play good cop/bad cop. I think it will be the easiest most layed back job I’ll ever have. I like my co-workers. We have quite a selection of characters including Dino, a very tall large gay man from New Jersey. We like to sing and dance. The empty arcade is almost like a maximum security prison in the dead of the night. But i get to read and spend time with myself. I moved into the gf house with her room mate and the 9 animals that are all fine except for the room mates psycho part coyote dog. Sigh. Ear plugs don’t begin to cut it. The room mate also has such interesting books as 'The Bold Vegetarian' and 'The Brocolli Forest'. I’m at the Baking Co. again, hooked on their wireless network since we don’t have a connection at home. An AIM message sound seems to be coming erratically from my computer. I'm very confused. I think I’ve forgotten how to use the internet. I may have to get a cell phone of my own. *sour look*
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