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AussieAri's weblog Edit this message to change the title of your weblog. Sunday, May 29, 2005 i can not find it on an italian keyboard Well i give up for now- it just takes me far too long to type a single post on an Italian keyboard. For now this scant bit of fluff will have to suffice. Caio caio blogging. I will endevor to type more on my journey when i can get a keyboard my fingers know. Thursday, May 26, 2005
Ha! I blog you from Itralia! I guess i'm in a bad neighbourhood, curled in a corner at an internet cafe while the cloths get washed and i dream of that nice game meat restaurant all the way across town (to do or die by motorscooter is the question of the night). There are some tranny prositutes outside the wig store and some really drunk indian men in front of the candy store down the street. I had an exhaustive day today seeing every major roman ruin on a kamakazi tourist spree around the city with mum. My desire to do some urban exploration may get me into trouble yet. I feel like saying no more since i'm more pooped than the old pope, except that i saw two hobos, a dog, a cat on top of the dog, and a bunny by the dog's head- all of them sound asleep for siesta. Caio for now. Tuesday, May 17, 2005
“Don't be fooled by all my money. I still like to eat tacos, honey. Let’s decompress from a hard days work by learning a few Italian phrases for my upcoming trip: Se non rallenta, vomito. Sunday, May 15, 2005
Now that I have finally found out what the phrase ‘pass that dutch’ means, I can especially enjoy the Missy Elliott song of the same title. Update: Moving is done (though still awaiting furniture), i am satisfied. I have a sprawling quirky bachelor pad again! today's song: Wednesday, May 11, 2005 Things that bloom in spring. steepings has blooming tea. See they cut a specially dry whole flowers for these teas so that when you pop the whole folded up flower heads in hot water they ‘bloom again’ as the water becomes infused with their essence.
T.I.A.I.L.W.: Jessica Biel as Abigail Whistler. Just because she went to Nico’s highschool in Boulder, and not for the way she holds a bow. So many boosted links I’m gonna bust! FreeCycle is nice. I’m hoping to score a bicycle for summer cruising and was directed here.
Rubber stamp madness. But trust me, you can’t find one of a beefeater or a royal guardsmen. Nyah! Tuesday, May 10, 2005 I bet his daddy paid for it. Johnny Neschintz, simultaneous bane and anti-hero of St. John's College got himself a frikkin' website.
They found the tracks of what was an 8 foot long creature that resemples a millipede in Espanola. Only it's about 15 inches wide. Check it out for yourself. It gave me the willies thinking about it, all Naked Lunch 'black meat' style. More comic people with websites: His comic covers are soft and fuzzy. MMmm, I like them tactile comics so gooood.
T.I.A.I.L.W.: Mich. State Women’s Basketball team coach, Joanne P. McCallie, because of the face she makes when her girls score. Even if she does like Ayn Rand. Yech. At least these things only last a day. All in good taste and therapy.
I finally figuered out who made the Icarus falling statue that's out by the greenhouse at St. John's. It's Gib Singleton and i'm impressed. I see a whole greeting card line coming on. I got you gonorrhea. Bottled gonorrhea in a little perfume vial. But perhaps you would have liked the scratch, sniff and lick stickers better my dear.
Maybe it is the cold of the NE that makes for those swingin’ gin dives filled with intriguing gritty angel women on the mike singing lounge tunes. Otherwise, why bother? If it’s hot, don’t pack them in, play the music in the streets with whoever wants to join.
Wearing a mid blue turtle neck, green army sweater, leather jacket and chaps at The Cowgirl this week, a middle aged gent told me, “You look like a 21st century cowgirl.” Monday, May 9, 2005 Best soundtracks ever that will never happen. The Reverend Horton Heat, Devotchka, and Rasputina doing the soundtrack for a Tim Burton film.
Vaginal suppository bottles are the last place anyone will go looking for a stash. But please, only to remember to 'keep refrigerated'. Bar run down: Spiritualist women with awful fake accents are drinking house wine and whining about the price.
“This one has a toaster on it and this one says Betty.” -Bernadette Seascrest on why people think she’s a lesbian because of her feet.
Growing my hair out I’m getting mistaken for a strait chick. It’s just amusing to me at this stage. I even play along with it somewhat by remain pronoun ambiguous. Ah, ambiguity. He raised his toast to Her Highness Victoria: "Three cheers for our queer old dean!" I remember Spoonerisms. Anatomy Lessons. “She had the most beautiful pudenda I had ever seen!” -Sandeep To save the er...date! NYC’s Terrifica. A real life superhero woman. Friday, May 6, 2005
Booked my ticket to NYC. I will be gracing the streets on the 18th, trying to breath and NOT get seasick in a taxi again. I'll meet up with mum the 21st and we'll fly to Rome. I'll be gone for a month just so you know. Projects will just have to be put on hold. today's adventurers. Nearly got sideswiped today while ridding around on the bike. Also Escalades who’s drivers decided to drive on the wrong side of the road and people who think stopping in the middle of the parking lot to find out where they are on the map is ok. No wonder I only come out after 5pm. I wonder if anyone ever did end up creating the Bill Hicks inspired ‘people who hate people’ club. No, of course not, 'fuck you i hate people too'. The junkie flunkie Last week a man the state had put at least 1 million dollar into in medical expenses died. He was Santa Fe’s most famous junkie, and as there’s been some bad junk going around, and as expected the bad junk finally came around to it’s biggest user. So he OD’ed at a café and they could not resuscitate. Everyone who knew of him was somewhat surprised, many were obviously relieved. I just wondered is he gets an obituary. My kind of officer. Now let me tell you all about Albuquerque’s esteemed Officer Timmy. Officer Timmy was a dummy who sat in an old cop car on a busy main street in Abq, just to make people slow down. However, Timmy was on duty again and again and again, and people figured it out. So Timmy got ‘days off’ so that it would all look a little more realistic. But ‘people’ then took Timmy’s car for a ride. And all of Burq was quite confused.
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