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Green Velvet- Answering Machine
Monday 3pm
Hi velvet this is Taniqua I hate to do this over the phone but I sorta can't do it in person. I wana say thanks for the engagement ring. I know you probably gave it to me after I told you I'm pregnant and stuff and we've been going together for such a long time, but the babies not yours so you don't have to worry about it. I'll always love you.
I! don't! need! this! shit!
Tuesday 8am
Hello Mr. Velvet this is your landlord calling I'm calling to notify you that you?re being evicted from your apartment due to excessive noise coming from your space. And also the naked girl that was running down the hall last week didn't help. So um, we'll need you to be out of there by Monday of next week and uh please don't make any noise until then. Have a nice day.
I! dont! need! this! shit!
Wednesday 6pm
Hi my name is Bob, I'm calling for the psychic friends network. I'm calling to give you your horoscope for today and it looks bad. *laughing in background* As a matter a fact your life looks bad! I say stay in the house today, tomorrow, and foreva because your chart shows that your life is over. Have a nice day.
I! don't! need! this! shit!
Thursday 10am
Hi Velvet this is Lashan I know your surprised to be hearin' from me but I got your number from your mom she told me that you wouldn't mind so I'm calling. And I'm going to keep calling and I will be calling you today, tomorrow, and the next day. Do you have a problem with that? I know you love me! *giggle*
I don?t need this shit!
Friday 9pm
Yo Velvet what's up? This your boy Tyrone. I'm over here getting high with your girl Teniqua and shit. She told me all the shit that happened. Man between me n' you I coulda told you she was no good because she let me hit that shit once too before you know, no, but a.. hold on a second, puff puff giz mutherfucker! Puff puff giz! Yeah she's fuckin' up the rotation. Oh yeah man I had this dope party at your crib last week, it was the boooom!
I! don't! need! this! shit!
Saturday, all day.
last modified Apr 23, 2002 at 17:08
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