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Ah Cho! I either sneeze like an E-sheep or a Gorilla.
Does anyone gain great pleasure and satisfaction from sneezing on other people?
To those that know and love me it's a sign of affection(ate abuse).
To those that don't (and i wouldn't sneeze on otherwise) it's really disturbing.
A much desired affect from an unstoppable and unusual habit.
*pzcchhtooo* *Sniff, Smile*
Was it good for you too?
*ppuuuuurrrr, puurrrr*
last modified Dec 31, 2001 at 1:46
*acchooh!*
No...i really don't like most fish (but i scarf roe whenever i can) and i distrust crustations. Penguins are cute but i can't see myself waddling and eatting that much fish. If i were a penguine, i'd be a fairy penguine just for you.
"Adelie penguins employ yawning as part of their courtship ritual. The happy couples face off amid the ice floes and the males engage in what is described as an "ecstatic display," their beaks open wide and their faces pointed skyward.
It may be, therefore, that when your entry upon the scene inspires a round of uncontrollable yawning, you have merely stumbled onto a gaggle of Adelie penguins in disguise, who are signaling their powerful erotic longing for you. A slim hope, admittedly, but any port in a storm."
-- Cecil Adams, The Straight Dope
sneezing and yawning are related reflexes... and I've already seen your unabashed penchant for tuxedos... are you, by any chance, fond of.... HERRING?!
*Fairy* Penguins? Hm?!
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