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Orville Reddenbocker Caramel Corn

This product is absolute shite! I hate it with an intense ferver bordering on causing a psychotic break!  
 
I made this shithole of a product the other night. You are supposed to pop the pop corn until done, then you put this big hunk of caramel on the top of the bag and put it back in the microwave for two more minutes. Of course if you've ever made popcorn before you know that once you get to that 1-2 seconds between pops you are getting close to burnt so if you put it in the microwave for two more minutes it burns! Stupid. I then tried the second bag (2 bags for 5 bucks, a super ripoff, but I was interested to see if it would work). Anyway, I tried to do the caramel separate from the popcorn, but when I poured it into the bag and tried to shake it up, the caramel just made a huge ball out of the pop corn and you couldn't get the caramel to coat anything. Then you have to pick out all of the unpopped kernels. What a pain in the ass! The only thing I got out of the whole experience was sticky and pissed off. Never, I repeat, never buy this product!

last modified May 23, 2003 at 13:30



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