|
Mellotron
2 more deaths in my family. One of them died in my arms... Very sad indeed... Thus my accumulative depression grows again.
Met my grandma on my stepdad's side today for the first time in over a year. She's nice. The very definition of nice old lady. Mamere, I still call her. She'll always be the grandma I grew up with. The last vestige of family I have outside of the immediate.
Found out I have a mild fear of the water. Kinda strange... I grew up as the existential water rat. It even has traces of a nightmare which I had a while back...
Hurray for streaking. And playing softball while drunk.
Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. you have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.
Wiggum: Hey, we know how to play softball!
---
Karl: Hey, Homer's choking again.
Lenny: Isn't there a first-aid chart around here somewhere?
Karl: Somebody scare him.
Charlie: That's for the hiccups!
Couldn't help myself. I normally can though, which scares me.
last modified Jul 26, 2004 at 11:35
|