If you believe, they put a man on the moon...

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the 
food shortage in the rest of the world?" 
 
The survey was a huge failure... 
 
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. 
 
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. 
 
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. 
 
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. 
 
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. 
 
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. 
 
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant  
 
My back hurts. Going to bed. Mew. 
 
Night.

last modified Nov 12, 2004 at 20:37

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Well, I did get it from your uj

130064 | posted by Edicius on December 2, 2004 at 20:45

It's creepy, because I had that song stuck in my head while I scrolled down, and I told that joke the other day.

Jesse, I may be pirating your wavelength. Or you mine.

130052 | posted by jazzpizza on December 2, 2004 at 19:36

What's a survey?

128468 | posted by InsatientHunger on November 18, 2004 at 23:16

haha

128038 | posted by bradbomb on November 12, 2004 at 21:00