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Death is in love with us

Long day. Tiring even. Eventful nonetheless. A good day. 
 
It seems many people I've been noticing have been bitten by what is affectionally dubbed the 'Emo Bug'. People bitten are afflicted with the dreaded 'Emo' disease. Effects of said 'Emo' disease are prone to:  
-fits of whining 
-having a constant need for reassurance from people 
-being too "tired" to do work 
-constant worrying over little things 
-be unable to appreciate the things they do have 
-be unable to function independantly 
-actually thinking their problems are bigger than they really are 
-constantly thinking up NON-EXISTANT problems 
-only wanting to be around other 'Emo' people with which to indulge themselves 
-lack of desire to admit it is a disease 
-and they appear annoying to "normal" people who can deal with said problems with little difficulty. 
 
Should you come across a person inflicted with 'Emo' disease, run away and tell your appropriate local realist. Do not stick around. The disease is contagious. Under no attempts should you encourage this disease, nor introduce them to a pessimist by mistake. People tend to confuse realism with pessimism quite often.

last modified Nov 17, 2004 at 20:08



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Commenting on one's own blog... New technique... I should try that some time...
What about people too far gone with "emo"? Can anything be done for them save ending their misery?

128467 | posted by InsatientHunger on November 18, 2004 at 23:14

You Are the Individualist

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You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself.

You are creative and dreamy... plus dramatic and unpredictable.

You're emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt.

Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel.


Everything but that last half-sentence is almost entirely true.

128354 | posted by Edicius on November 17, 2004 at 20:55