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Day 55
Current Mood: Bwah
-As Janis and Steve have brought to my attention, to the joke I tried to play on Day 50 backfired horribly... all because of one stupid word... It's gone now, so don't bother looking for it.
-You know what would be nice? ANYTHING! God, I'm bored...
-Must try harder on project X
-Okay, everyone knows I am good at controlling my hormones, right? All that teenage bullshit like horniness and angst and shit... well, I'm going to let my guard down for a bit. I feel like just smashing everything around me.
-Or maybe I'm just losing my grip on reality...
-round and round it goes, where it stops, nobody knows...
-A perfect circle is nearly impossible to draw... We start out with a square, and smooth our edges until it's as round as it can get. Funny how that is... Life is a circle. Or, to be more precise, life is making the circle. Which is which? nobody knows...
-Now I'm even talking in circles... is anyone listening? nobody knows...
Nobody knows, except for me!
-I'd say crazy I am, but crazy I am, so crazy I am? It was a trick question, dumbass. Oh, sorry. 'Salright.
-I have to get off this computer now... I can hear my brother and his girlfriend having sex. Maybe I should go join them...
-Or I can just ramble more...
-You've the rank smell of Golodon the unmanned, BASTARD!
-Move along now, I've rather strained my voice...
-There's a method to my madness. But only I hold the key to the door behind which lies all the secrets to my supposed craziness.
-YOU'RE THE ONES WHO ARE CRAZY!
-right?
-Murphy's Law versus Newton's Law of Gravity:
-If you butter a piece of bread, and strap it to the back of a cat so that the butter faces up and the legs face down, and drop them together, would it hover a few inches from the ground in a state of quantum indecision? Would it tear apart at the molecular level? Would the dimensions of the cat-bread hybrid distort in such a way that they somehow both touch the ground?
-Who the fuck cares?
-The cat obviously. Yet another trick question...
-I'm on the phone long long distance...
-No, I'm actually not, but go ahead and presume I am anyway...
-Why am I going crazy? I have no idea... is it because I'm venturing further and further from who I am? In other words, is forgetting how to be depressed meaning chaos and insanity take it's place?
-No, that's not a trick question, dumbass. Oh sorry. 'salright.
-It would seem likely, because it's likely I'm just going crazy to ignore my depression. So it's not really controlling, as it is converting. Well, what would be better than insanity or depression... Hate against everything?
-Fuck, sure why not! You bunch of dumb-witted fucktards...
-Hmm, no, not anger... It's no more a part of me than anything else... anger is foreign to me...
-Perhaps I could become numb, and ignore everything? But then, I might as well just be dead... Not an unwelcome idea in mind, certainly...
-Half the fun is deciphering which of these are crazy or not.
-Regardless of my state of mind, it's how you perceive them, and if you think you are crazy or not.
-Insanity is a relative term.
-Well, no fucking shit, Einstein...
-It was a trick question, dumbass. Oh, sorry. 'Salright.
-Damnit, I... I... I never loved you. Well that's comforting, what with me being on my deathbed and all...
-Here's an annoying thing to do... go into any song (preferably one with a repeated verb) and replace a word with Love.
-Surfacing by Slipknot:
I LOVE YOU ALL!
I LOVE THIS WORLD!
I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT IT STANDS FOR!
-It's just not the same, is it?
-Please don't kill me Janis? (I want that pleasure for myself)
-It was a trick question, dumbass. Oh, sorry. 'Salright.
-How strangely erotic..
-Pics. Now.
-Y HALO THAR BUTSECKS!
-Your only option is suicide.
Sanctuary from my mind
it's kicking my behind
I claim it within you
but it just hurts you too
-hmm... good start to a poem or a song maybe...
-Anyone want a free mind? Hardly used, lots of potential! Makes a good paperweight!
-....................
-I'm having fun watching the bacteria move across my eyes...
-Special hello to Jordan, fellow LUEser and piano prodigy extraordinaire! The only guy I wouldn't want to face in a Reach For The Top match
-Special hello to Biff, fellow freak of nature and music fanatic to the nth degree. The only guy I wouldn't want to break an instrument in front of.
-Special hello to Lex, fellow... human? I dunno about that... er... fellow mellow yellow jello hello good bye
-Special hello to Steve, fellow freak. (emphasis on the period, which you can't do in text) The only person I wouldn't want to have a musical duel with.
-Special hello to Janis, fellow fiend, and crazy swinger (if you know what I mean) The only person I wouldn't want to have to play the movie game trivia (or whatever it's called) against.
-Special hello to Adric, you're not even going to read this, so why bother?
-It was a trick question, dumbass. Oh, sorry. 'Salright.
-Special hello to Nursall, fellow older sibling and crazy artist. The only person I wouldn't want to have to compete against in a painting and piano competition (do they even have those?)
-Special hello to Courtney, fellow Kleptomaniac and crazy mood swinger. The only person I wouldn't steal from, especially coka
-Special hello to Darien, fellow Hacker and motherfucker extraordinaire. The only person I would never piss off, because he's a hacker! (1337 and sacky)
-Special hello to Booshi, fellow Anime reader, and makes being Gothic look hot. The only person I wouldn't test my knowledge of anime against (except Karl, but he's not human so he no count)
-Special hello to anyone else who reads this, because you haven't posted yet, so please, do so, so that I know who to kill!
-And that's why the lines on the road are yellow.
Current Song: Long Distance - Cake
And so this wraps up Tyr's day, October 21st. Adios
last modified Oct 21, 2003 at 19:23
Special hello to Jordan...
Watch out, ego, ego!
...fellow LUEser...
I knew that was you! Oh, and I don't browse that particular board. But GF was the first place we became aware of each other's presence. =P
...and piano prodigy extraordinaire!
*cracks fingers and suppresses ego again* I still say Saroka's better...but I rock on nonetheless.
...the only guy I wouldn't want to face in a Reach For The Top match
*ego wins out* I almost singlehandedly beat the shit out of Lo-Ellen...and have the stats to prove it...
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