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Okay these are the results of the "Most Likely" survey I sent to my friends. Ok I know only like two people from Lo-Ellen read this, this is basically just so I can easily keep track of the results and update them when I need to.
Let's see now which ones am I winning: Most Likely to... Become a failed porn star, Actually become successful (and laugh in all our stupid faces) [tied], Never get married [tied], End up dieing alone with 50 cats, Go crazy and think they are a flower, Survive the multiple name wars (everyone with the same name must fight each other, so examples are Alex vs. Alex vs. Alex and so on…), Die a virgin [tied], Build a stripping pole in their bedroom, View sex in a business-like manner, and Die of an overdose of Pixi-Stix [I must say I am most proud of that one]. Wow now what does this say about how other people view me. Now is it just me or do a lot of these contradict themselves. Lol.
JOBS
Who is most likely to…
1. Become a rockstar famous for their drug-addled lifestyle and excessive partying? Charlie (2), Bonnie, Logan (5), Bailey
2. Become a stripper? Kristin (2), Ugo, Charlie, Matt, Simon. Larissa, Amber, Jocelyn D
3. Become a porn star? Jonel, Charlotte (2), Larissa (4), Jocelyn D, Simon, Sylvia
4. Become a failed porn star? Jocelyn D (5), Jonel, Raili, Darren, Madeline, Larissa
5. End up a street musician? Simon (2), Logan, Mike McKitrick, Matt, Alex (3)
6. Become a cartoon character who dies every week? Jacob, Rachel (2), Craig, Celeste, Jeremy, Jon, Mike Medak, Charlie
7. Become the crazy guy who stands in the middle of the street at 3am yelling about Jesus? Jacob, Rachel, Charlie (3), Candace, Jonel
8. Spend the rest of their life being the crazy guy who’s always riding the bus? Jacob, Matt (2), Jeremy, Simon, Charlie, Bonnie, Cheryl
9. Work at Hooters? Jocelyn D (2), Charlotte (6), Celeste
10. Become the hairy drunk in bars who spends all their time picking up women/men? Jeremy (5), Bonnie (2), Craig (3), Darren
11. Flunk out of clown college? Swetha (3), Larissa (2), Raili, Jocelyn D, Deron Britt
12. Never graduate from high school and end up in their till they’re 30? Simon, Mike Medak (2), Jeremy, Jocelyn D, Swetha, The Druggies, Paul
13. End up homeless? Bonnnie (4), Jacob, Jeremy
14. Actually become successful (and laugh in all our stupid faces)? Jocelyn P, Jeremy, Megan L, Rachel (2), Sylvia, Charlie, Jocelyn D (2), Matt, Jonel
RELATIONSHIPS
Who is most likely to…
1. End up marrying more times than J.Lo and Elizabeth Taylor combined? Jonel (4), Sylvia, Matt, Jeremy (2), Bonnie, Amber
2. End up having 6 mistresses/man whores at their beck and call? Jocelyn D, Bailey, Sylvia (2), Simon, Matt, Bonnie, Jeremy (2), Dana
3. End up dying alone with 50 cats? Jocelyn P, Kristin (2), Swetha, Jocelyn D (3), Alex, Meagan A, Candace
4. Never get married? Matt (2), Jeremy, Kristin, Jocelyn D (2), Alex, Raili, Simon
5. Get in trouble for being an abusive drunk? Jeremy (2), Meagan A, Darren, Sylvia, Raili, Matt, Miranda, Ben, Bonnie
6. Have 50 STD’s? Jeremy (2), Simon (4), Charlie, Craig, Logan
7. Survive the multiple name wars (everyone with the same name must fight each other, so examples are Alex vs. Alex vs. Alex and so on…)? (This more referred to Alex and her friends because we made it together but I'll post our results anyway) Swetha, Jocelyn D (3), Jocelyn P, Alex
8. Order a mail-order bride? Jacob (2), Bonnie (2), Matt, Jeremy, Simon, Mike Medak, Craig (2), Darren
HEALTH
Who is most likely to…
1. Finally snap and kill everyone? Jeremy (2), Alex (4), Simon, Rachel, Swetha, Cheryl
2. End up going crazy and land in an asylum? Jacob, Rachel (2), Candace, Deidre, Jocelyn D, Simon, Madeline
3. Have a nervous breakdown due to work-related stress? Jonel (2), Bailey (2), Rachel (2), Deidre, Alex, Charlotte, Jacob
4. Go completely fucking postal? Jacob, Sylvia (3), Alex, Jeremy, Charlie
5. Go crazy and think they are a flower? Jacob, Madeline, Jocelyn D (3), Candace, Logan, Kristin, Alex
6. Become an alcoholic? Cheryl, Simon (2), Sylvia (2), Darren, Bonnie, Raili
7. Become a druggie and rob stores of prescription medication? Simon (2), Sylvia, Madeline, Charlie (2), Jeremy, Bonnie, Craig
8. Not actually try to commit suicide but check themselves into a mental hospital just to see what it’s like? Madeline, Bonnie (2), Darren, Bailey, Candace, Jocelyn D
9. Turn out to have multiple personalities? Jacob (3), Jonel, Ugo, Rachel, Swetha, Craig, Jocelyn D
SEX
Who is most likely to…
1. Get completely trashed and wake up in bed next to each other the next morning naked and unsure of how they got there? (What most people didn't notice is you were supposed to put two names for this, notice how the question is plural) Matt(3), Simon and Sylvia, Jocelyn D and Alex, Jonel, Celeste and Cheryl, Logan
2. Enjoy beating people during sex? Jacob, Sylvia (3), Bailey (2), Larissa, Jocelyn D, Jeremy
3. Die a virgin? Jocelyn P, Jacob (2), Raili (2), Alex, Jocelyn D (2), Bonnie, Jeremy, Jonel
4. Build a stripping pole in their bedroom? Jonel, Jocelyn D (4), Bailey (2), Matt, Charlotte, Larissa, Sylvia
5. Get penis caught in something so bad that they need the jaws-of-life to get it out? Matt, Simon (2), Logan (2), Jacob (2), Jocelyn D (I have no idea why someone put that, unless they're insulting me grrrr), Jeremy, Mike Medak
6. Have a sex change? Matt (2), Swetha, Cheryl, Jacob (2), Simon (2)
7. Turn out gay? Jacob (6), Simon (2), Craig
8. View sex in a business-like manner? Simon, Deidre, Swetha, Jocelyn D (2), Jeremy, Sylvia, Bonnie
DEATH
Who is most likely to…
1. Die during sex? Jeremy (2), Logan (3), Kristin, Ben
2. Die a virgin because they died during sex? Jacob, Larissa (2), Jonel, Ben
3. Die in the complete rock-star lifestyle (sex, drugs and rock and roll)? Charlie (2), Bonnie, Logan (7)
4. Die on the street? Alex, Matt (2), Madeline, Kristin, Charlotte, Bonnie (2), Mike Medak, Bailey
5. Die alone with 50 cats? Candace, Swetha, Jocelyn D (3), Charlotte, Celeste, Mike Medak, Kristin
6. Die in obscure accident involving a plane prop, handcuffs and a goat? Matt (2), Bonnie, Bailey (2), Simon, Darren
7. Die in a stupid skydiving accident since they took the wrong bag, and it turned out their was a hotplate in it instead of a parachute, you stupid idiot? Jonel, Charlotte, Bailey, Sylvia (2), Simon, Jacob, Charlie, Logan
8. Die because of some new disease they created? Jeremy (3), Jonel, Matt, Simon, Craig, Meagan L
9. Try to commit suicide but then not want to, and end up actually doing it by accident? Jonel (3), Simon, Bailey, Bonnie, Alex, Deron B
10. Drown in their own vomit? Bonnie (2), Craig (2), Darren, Mike Medak, Simon (2), Jeremy
11. End up being killed by all their friends? Jeremy, Jacob (2), Swetha(2), Craig
12. Killed in a gang war? Jacob (2), Craig (4), Ugo, Jeremy
13. Die of an overdose on Pixi-Stix? Jocelyn D (7), Madeline, Alex, Jocelyn P
14. Get run over by an ex? Jacob (4), Kristin, Craig (2), Alex (3), Kris
15. Live to be 122 and die of old age? Jocelyn P, Swetha (2), Rachel (2), Miranda, Raili (2), Charlotte
16. Die tomorrow? Mr. Viitala, Simon (2), Bonnie, Jacob, Jeremy
last modified Nov 22, 2004 at 20:10
Hi mister! Cool website and nice content!!! Thanks!!!
oh, fer sure!
Good thing none of us Lockerby students read Jocelyn's blog... or we might actually see the results ;).
I'm afraid to post this on my blog with the previous reactions I've gotten from people...
RESULTS - LOCKERBY
JOBS
Who is most likely to…
1. Become a rockstar famous for their drug-addled lifestyle and excessive partying? Darien (2), Steve (2)
2. Become a stripper? Darien (3), Janis
3. Become a porn star? Amanda, Janis, Darien (2)
4. Become a failed porn star? Amanda, Darien (2)
5. End up a street musician? Chris Reed, Biff, Steve (2)
6. Become a cartoon character who dies every week? Amanda, Jesse (2)
7. Become the crazy guy who stands in the middle of the street at 3am yelling about Jesus? Biff, David Eckert, Jesse (2)
8. Spend the rest of their life being the crazy guy who’s always riding the bus? Darien, Biff (2), Jesse
9. Work at Hooters? Amanda (2), Darien, Biff
10. Become the hairy drunk in bars who spends all their time picking up women/men? Darien (3), Adric
11. Flunk out of clown college? Biff (3), Darien
12. Never graduate from high school and end up in their till they’re 30? Adric (2), Jesse
13. End up homeless? Biff, Darien, Jesse
14. Actually become successful (and laugh in all our stupid faces)? Ryannon, Alex N, Marie
RELATIONSHIPS
Who is most likely to…
1. End up marrying more times than J.Lo and Elizabeth Taylor combined? Amanda (3), Darien
2. End up having 6 mistresses/man whores at their beck and call? Darien (2), Alex N (2)
3. End up dying alone with 50 cats? Andra, Jesse
4. Never get married? Shane (2), Amanda, Adric
5. Get in trouble for being an abusive drunk? Darien, Ryannon
6. Survive the multiple name wars (everyone with the same name must fight each other, so examples are Alex vs. Alex vs. Alex and so on…)? Alex V (2), Alex N, Lex
7. Order a mail-order bride? Shane, Janis (2)
HEALTH
Who is most likely to…
1. Finally snap and kill everyone? Jesse, Adric, Biff (2)
2. End up going crazy and land in an asylum? Biff (4)
3. Have a nervous breakdown due to work-related stress? Ryannon (2), Marie, Alex N
4. Go completely fucking postal? Steve (2), Jesse, Biff
5. Go crazy and think they are a flower? Biff, Alex N (2), Darien
6. Become an alcoholic? Darien (4)
7. Become a druggie and rob stores of prescription medication? Alex N, Darien, Jesse (2)
8. Not actually try to commit suicide but check themselves into a mental hospital just to see what it’s like? Jesse (2), Steve (2)
9. Turn out to have multiple personalities? Steve, Biff (3)
SEX
Who is most likely to…
1. Get completely trashed and wake up in bed next to each other the next morning naked and unsure of how they got there? Darien and Ryannon, Steve and Darien, Alex and Jocelyn, Alex and Ryannon
2. Enjoy beating people during sex? Alex N, Janis
3. Die a virgin? Ryannon, Alex N
4. Build a stripping pole in their bedroom? Darien (2), Amanda (2)
5. Get penis caught in something so bad that they need the jaws-of-life to get it out? Janis (2), Steve
6. Have a sex change? Janis, Darien
7. Turn out gay? Lex, Janis, Jesse, Alex N
8. View sex in a business-like manner? Amanda, Janis, Jesse
DEATH
Who is most likely to…
1. Die during sex? Adric, Janis, Steve
2. Die a virgin because they died during sex? Biff, Adric, Alex N
3. Die in the complete rock-star lifestyle (sex, drugs and rock and roll)? Darien (3), Steve
4. Die on the street? Biff, Janis
5. Die in obscure accident involving a plane prop, handcuffs and a goat? Steve, Alex N, Janis
6. Die in a stupid skydiving accident since they took the wrong bag, and it turned out their was a hotplate in it instead of a parachute, you stupid idiot? Ryannon, Steve (2), Janis
7. Die because of some new disease they created? Jesse, Darien (2)
8. Try to commit suicide but then not want to, and end up actually doing it by accident? Jesse (3), Janis
9. Drown in their own vomit? Darien (3)
10. End up being killed by all their friends? Amanda, Biff, Janis, Alex N
11. Killed in a gang war? Jack Gerome, Alex N, Jesse (2)
12. Die of an overdose on Pixi-Stix? Ryannon (2), Marie, Alex N
13. Get run over by an ex? Alex N (3), Steve
14. Live to be 122 and die of old age? Lex, Biff, Regan (2)
15. Die tomorrow? Janis (2), Alex N
Jesse and I just read these, and for most of them we laughed. Heh. They are so true.. good times.
And what about the last ones? They're not finished! *cries*
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