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Back by popular demand...ok basically I demanded people write love poems for me. Well here's one from Steve I hope to get plenty more from others.
Oh Jocelyn,
With a body that makes experienced men ache
That makes stars wish they had burned so hot
That makes animals wish you were into beastiality
Oh Jocelyn,
With eyes as shimmery and brown as the soft, silky dirt
With legs so strong and open wide
Makes you want to just slide into
The red sea of looooove
Brightest Jocelyn,
When you ask, you do recieve
Even if it involves salami and cheese...
Sometimes I wish you could be mine
But then I remember the terpentine...
Now I don't know where I'm going
And you keep showing those
Dance moves of yours
All over the bedroom floor
Going down there wiht you is no chore
And it's far from a bore
Let me be your dirtly little whore
A bit crude but hilarious non the less. Aww Steve you make me laugh. Now for the rest of you, don't think you're love poems have to be funny they can be real. I mean who wouldn't want to write a real love poem about me. Lol. I'm not conceited.
last modified Feb 21, 2005 at 20:37
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