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11 Days Until my Birthday!!!
Alright I haven't updated in what two weeks now. Well not much has been going on in my life and that little which has basically everyone who reads this knows of anyway, so there was no point in posting. Well I got this thing back today from Writer's Craft. It was a 90 second speech that we had to do in the persona of something and I did mine as the persona of a brain cell of a person slowly getting more and more drunk. Yes I know it's not amazing but it was funny when I did it in front of the class and I thought it was genius, so you all get to read my geniusness.
(Rhyming off facts to seem smart) The square of the hypoteneuse of a right angle triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. The square root of 55 696 is 236. The....wait a second...what's that? No, no! Put it down! Put down the alcohol! No don't take (disapointed) a drink. No, not again. We can't survive another massacre like last week. Johnny's on his last leg. He won't live through that entire drink. Put it down. Noooo don't take another drink. We're still rebuilding from last week. The new brain cells are still just children. They can't live through a party. What's that? No don't do shots! Think of the children. Dear lord won't somebody please think of the children?! Oh no, the alcohol has made it to the brain. Stop while you still have the chance. Stop before you kill too many. Oh my God! It got Johnny! You killed Johnny! You murderer! Murderer! No, not the children now! Please I'm begging you, just put down the beer. Go get a pop. Come on. You know you want a nice cold Sprite. That's right go to the fridge. Look there's plenty of pop. No, don't grab another beer! You're just hurting yourself. Oh no! It's coming for me! Noooo! (starting to slur words and wobbling) There's just no hope now. I'm doomed to (start giggling). Heeyyyy it's not so baaaadd. Just gotta loosen up a bit. Hey there kidney lookin' gooood. (giggle) What's the kidney doin' in the brain. (giggle) (try to rhyme off the facts like at the beggining fail miserably) The square of the hyp...hypo...hyppopotamus? (giggle). Two plus two is....lemon? (giggle) Oh no! Where'd the lights go? It's going black...I've always been afraid of the dark. I'm so cold. Wait! I see a light. A bright white light...at the end of a tunnel...and...and...Johnny! And my children. Wait for me! I'm comin'! I'm comin' Johnny! (dies)
Okay so maybe it was a little over 90 seconds...okay so maybe it was a lot over 90 seconds lol.
last modified Mar 29, 2005 at 17:35
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