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Tathiel's weblog
last modified Apr 14, 2004 at 13:36
11 Days Until my Birthday!!!
Alright I haven't updated in what two weeks now. Well not much has been going on in my life and that little which has basically everyone who reads this knows of anyway, so there was no point in posting. Well I got this thing back today from Writer's Craft. It was a 90 second speech that we had to do in the persona of something and I did mine as the persona of a brain cell of a person slowly getting more and more drunk. Yes I know it's not amazing but it was funny when I did it in front of the class and I thought it was genius, so you all get to read my geniusness.
(Rhyming off facts to seem smart) The square of the hypoteneuse of a right angle triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. The square root of 55 696 is 236. The....wait a second...what's that? No, no! Put it down! Put down the alcohol! No don't take (disapointed) a drink. No, not again. We can't survive another massacre like last week. Johnny's on his last leg. He won't live through that entire drink. Put it down. Noooo don't take another drink. We're still rebuilding from last week. The new brain cells are still just children. They can't live through a party. What's that? No don't do shots! Think of the children. Dear lord won't somebody please think of the children?! Oh no, the alcohol has made it to the brain. Stop while you still have the chance. Stop before you kill too many. Oh my God! It got Johnny! You killed Johnny! You murderer! Murderer! No, not the children now! Please I'm begging you, just put down the beer. Go get a pop. Come on. You know you want a nice cold Sprite. That's right go to the fridge. Look there's plenty of pop. No, don't grab another beer! You're just hurting yourself. Oh no! It's coming for me! Noooo! (starting to slur words and wobbling) There's just no hope now. I'm doomed to (start giggling). Heeyyyy it's not so baaaadd. Just gotta loosen up a bit. Hey there kidney lookin' gooood. (giggle) What's the kidney doin' in the brain. (giggle) (try to rhyme off the facts like at the beggining fail miserably) The square of the hyp...hypo...hyppopotamus? (giggle). Two plus two is....lemon? (giggle) Oh no! Where'd the lights go? It's going black...I've always been afraid of the dark. I'm so cold. Wait! I see a light. A bright white light...at the end of a tunnel...and...and...Johnny! And my children. Wait for me! I'm comin'! I'm comin' Johnny! (dies)
Okay so maybe it was a little over 90 seconds...okay so maybe it was a lot over 90 seconds lol.
*contented sigh* I love nature I should really go outside more often. Today was too nice of a day to pass up. I decided I had to go outside so I took my dog with me for a walk on the lake. This is the rare time that I actually like winter. It was so perfect. Not too cold, the sun shining, my dog running around like an idiot, and the sweet silence occaisionaly interupted by a snowmobile, a bird or my dog growling at a snowman. It was so nice just to take a walk on the lake and then after I sat on the bench on my dock and let the sun warm up my cheeks and nose. I could have just fallen asleep there basking in the sun, listening to the silence. *sigh* I guess Northern Ontario winters don't completely suck. Lol.
Exactly one month until my birthday! Yay!!! It's just too bad a lot of my friends will either be gone or busy that day. Oh well I'll deal, I know there will be someone to party with, and anything will be better than my last two birthdays. I mean hell my 16th birthday I only had two people show up, and last year all I did was go to the movies with a couple friends.
Today was royalty day at school so I got to dress up and wear my crown that lights up and I brought my wand that lights up. Lol. Yes I know I'm a loser. Deal.
Oh man you know you're out of shape when....
This morning we had a biology lab, which I forgot about, and I had to run for ten minutes on the treadmill. Now seen as I had forgot about it I had no gym clothes and thus by the end I was sweating like crazy. Not to mention the rest of the day I was absolutely wiped. Of course it is expected from someone who gets maybe an hours worth of excercise a week.
Well on a lighter note I finally have all of the lines memorized for one of my plays in drama class. The first eight pages of which are basically just me doing one huge monologue, with very few breaks from another character. It almost sickens me that I have it all memorized. Lol.
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