Wow.....

I have now decided that on average, men are the dumbest species (I have decided we are a seperate species from women as well) on the planet. Last night a certain guy, called his girlfirend on her cell phone after we had all taken the taxi to his house to say 'I have a concusion, and I'm going to the hospitol'. Now his girlfriend, who was slightly inebriated had enough sense to call his house and from his sister, we found out that he was actually at his friends house down the road. Now, if we just do some simple math we find that:  
 
couple+drunkenness = increased chance of getting laid vs. guys + no booze = no chance of getting laid. 
 
clearly option one is the better option, especially considering the fallout after your girlfriend finds out that you a) lied to her and b) don't want to spend time wither and c)are to dumb to get laid. Then this genius has the nerve to call her, say and he's back from the hospitol. When asked how he came across this concussion, he said he was punched (at a family dinner, which is where he was located -according to a previous lie-) but then changed it to 'i tripped and fell out of the shower and cracked my skull' (I didn't know they had showers in restaurants). But don't worry, his skull is fine now, and you can't see the crack (not even a bump)! Bravo *claps* if your intent was completly piss off about the hottest girl I know, then you have succeded. Other wise, what a moron. At least have the common courtesy to think of a better lie, or hey! Here's an interesting idea TELL THE TRUTH!!!!! This guy manages to become involved in a realtionship with the coolest, hottest girl i know, and he screws it up. And me, I couldn't get a date if the universe was going to 'poof' out of existance unless I got a date.  
 
"He's the sort who can't know anyone intimately, least of all a woman. He doesn't know what a woman is. He wants you as a possession, something to look at, like a painting or an ivory box. Something to own and to display. He doesn't want you to be real, and to think and to live. He doesn't love you." - George Emerson 'Room With A View'

by angryguitarfreak on 24 Apr 2005 at 20:40

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hahahahahaha

man, you are halarious! a bit angry, but i buy it...and your dislikes are girls so imma bounce outta here.

147795 | posted by elezanbee on September 23, 2005 at 20:25

hey

It can't be that bad. You did have a girlfriend at one point and at least she still talks to you and occassionally hugs you. Its better than not having her around right. Your friend is a complete idiot and if I knew him I would have hit him upside the fucking head. She broke up with him right? If not she is stupid; and you can get a girlfriend you just have to show that soft side I know you have. You damn well what I am talking about too. TTYL. Love ya

141356 | posted by Bfly on May 6, 2005 at 12:19

I'm having flashbacks! Something about... "you are an idiot, ha haha ha hahaha ha hahaha haha", and a bouncing window.

140773 | posted by bradbomb on April 24, 2005 at 22:30