Welcome To My Magic Bottle...

Make yourself at home, Master. While I slip into something less comfortable. 
 
*Poof* 
 
Now, your wish is my command Darling. 

last modified Dec 24, 2004 at 7:13

Thursday, July 22, 2004

Hi everyone

I don't know how much I will be online for the next few days my parents are being jerks and I am ground so I will talk to you all as soon as I can.

114183 | posted by darkgenie at 7:55 | 2 comments

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Dan does it all the time so, why can't I

This is a poem it wrote this morning after going to the library. I was getting like ubberly annoyed watching guys try and look up my skirt all morning.

Self-image

I like short skirts
High heels too
I wear ten bracelets
Five earrings too
I want a tattoo of an genie on the back of neck
I swing my hips when I walk
I touch you when I talk
I smile and look you in the eye
Most of my friends are guys

What does say about me?

I like to read, I am smart too
I like to dance
I speak two languages too
I am loyal and honest
I really like me

Is it the short skirt that you only see?
Or could you possibly see all me.

I am made up of pieces
Some good and some bad
My mom says i dress like I could be had
But she is wrong, I save myself for love
So when you see me, I hope that you see
All of the pieces that is me.

What do you all think? Do you like like it?

113955 | posted by darkgenie at 20:54 | 2 comments

Sunday, July 11, 2004

Sorry About the Lack of Posts

The last few days have been like really interesting to say the least.

I spent most of Friday on the phone with Dan reprogramming my router so my boss could catch me slacking off at work; just to prove a point to Dahak. It is okay I forgive you sweetie. It is Dan you may have to work on.

Then yesterday apparently I had a blonde moment that last almost 24 hours. I just couldn't switch my router back. It is like impossible or something. Dan, cutie, you use too many big and like ubberly complicated words. Can you please call me today and try and change it back slowly with me again today. Anywhose after I gave up on that I went to the beach for like a few hours. Even there I had a few blonde moments.

Late last night Billy showed up at on my porch completely drunk. Don't worry though. He is a two year old when he is drunk both like physically and mentally. So, I drove him home; then came back an went to bed. He left a message on my machine this morning. I am not sure I should call him back. I am kind of scared to.

Today I have to work and unless Dan call me in time; I am actually have to work through the entire shift. Call me, cutie please. I am on my knees begging. And by Dan this is the point where I usually have to pull Dan's head out of the gutter.

I am really bored. I should go out or something after work tonight.

I love everbody. .

112810 | posted by darkgenie at 11:26 | 7 comments

Friday, July 9, 2004

Oopsy Daisy

To start this post is yesterday’s post, like July 8th. Sorries I kind of forgot. Well to start watch Big Brother is year it looks so ubberly awesome. Moving away from my childish amusement. Something is up with Dan; it is kind of scary. If anyone knows what is going on could they please tell me.

But I am really glad to hear no one cares what Billy said. I love you all so much, with friends like you in Canada I wonder while I am still in the good old U.S. of A. And sweetie I will email you once Dan calls me back, stupid but cool router he fixed.

I love everbody. But, it is like way too early for this.

112662 | posted by darkgenie at 7:23 | 3 comments

Wednesday, July 7, 2004

My Apologies

I would like to apologize for Billy's random outburst on my Blog yesterday. He is my ex-boyfriend and he acts like just because he went out I am his private make-out doll. While we were in Denver I told him to screw off and find a girlfriend so, now he is being a complete jerk.

Today was really depressing after I came home and saw his post. The beach was nice though.

I don’t have much more to say today. I am still a little shaken.

P.S. I understand if you all want nothing to do with me now.

112488 | posted by darkgenie at 20:38 | 6 comments

Tuesday, July 6, 2004

Day 2 of the Blog

Wow. Getting the will and the nerve up to do this everyday is going to be hard.

Well today was like totally awesome. My personal html guru helped me make a completely ubberific template for my Blog. Thank you sweetie. I mean Dahak.

Then I went to the beach. While sweetie kept working on my template even though he didn’t have to. I tanned for hours then I came home to with Susan. She hung out here for a while then I drove her home.

I went and got my nails done. Came home made something to eat and admired my blog. Now I have to work tonight though. Work is so like ubberly busy lately it sucks. I am so stressed.

P.S. Dan won his 1.5 km heat this morning.

112411 | posted by darkgenie at 22:08 | 6 comments

Monday, July 5, 2004

Blogness

Hey all,

I have blog now. Duh. But YAY. Thank you Dahak.

Dahak the HTML God helped me make this. And by help I mean he did it. So thank you so much. I love you Dahak xoxo.

Anywho I am not sure exactly what to post but here goes:

Good luck in London Dan. We all miss you. Take the gold cutie.

The weekend was ubberly amazing. I went to Denver with the boys and had like a total blast. Billy you are like such a jerk. *Slap But I have never had a 4th of July like that. I was so like sweet.

I was too tired to do anything today. But I am looking forward to returing to reality tomorrow.

I love everbody.

112283 | posted by darkgenie at 19:52 | 12 comments