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..wakes up in the morning with an [unmentionable] because he's been dreaming of the Ars Subtilior
 
...does for the Japanese experimental music scene what prepositions do for English, but with a little dab of wasabi. 
 
...gets all hot and bothered when someone mentions Bertrand Russell's name. 
 
...thinks that punk-rock is way dead! 
 
...was always a big fan of the two-handed set shot. 
 
...likes to unwind after a long hard day of being himself by stripping down to his boxers and leafing throught English translations of Die Reihe while drinking Jack & Coke. (Note: This page is being used as a general dumping ground for all manner of things under the sun. Things will get gotten together sooner or later.)

last modified Sep 5, 2003 at 9:01


Wednesday, September 24, 2003

I'VE MOVED!!!

I'VE MOVED, and you can find my new blog here.
or here http://glitchslaptko.blogspot.com/

74709 | posted by glitchslaptko at 22:18 | 0 comments

Friday, September 5, 2003

Never have so few played for so little.

2003.09.15 (Mon.)
here is neu std @ VAL
Midori w/Robert Duckworth (Here is new stud.)
Lozi(ARch) [He isn't really from Russia.]
open/start: 17:00
close : 22:00
entrance fee: 500 yen

73685 | posted by glitchslaptko at 8:36 | 0 comments

Thursday, September 4, 2003

WWI (a Wesley Willis tribute album)

CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

"WWI" is the Wesley Willis tribute/remix project tentatively scheduled to be released on Tsunami-Addiction early this winter.

The deadline is coming up rapidly, but submissions are still being accepted. However, slots are quickly filling up, so if you are interested in this project, please read over the guidelines given below and contact me ASAP.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Best,

Robert Duckworth

glitchslaptko@yahoo.co.jp
WWI project organizer
http://www.danchan.com/weblog/glitchslaptko/73599
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SUBMISSION GUIDELINES

The submission guidelines are simple, in that each selected artist will choose a different track (tracks already reserved by participating artists are given below, along with contact info) by Mr. Willis to "treat" (remix, abuse, whatever). Other than this, there are no limits or restrictions of any kind whatsoever (length, genre, etc.).

If all of this leaves your feet dangling precariously over the gulf of freedom, then perhaps this quote by Whitman will keep you from going over the edge (or perhaps to give you just the push that you need).

Also, if you need a decent place to find out about the man and the songs/lycrics, try the following links.

obituary
songs
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LIST OF PARTICIPANTS

Roddy Schrock
"Casper the Homosexual Friendly Ghost"
roddys@thing.net

HYPO
[???]
mikemicrofono@infonie.fr

Antonin Gaultier/Digiki
"Wesley Willis"
gaultier@noos.fr

Robert Duckworth
"Cut the Mullet"
glitchslaptko@yahoo.co.jp

Midori Hirano
"Fuck With Me And Find Out"
repre_midori@hotmail.com

Brad Breeck
"I Whooped Batman's Ass"
bradbreeck@yahoo.com

Sunao Inami
"Oil Express"
webmaster@cavestudio.com

The Konki Duet (w/Special K. and friend)
[???]
93kumi@free.fr

(Your name here)

73599 | posted by glitchslaptko at 16:14 | 0 comments

Wednesday, September 3, 2003

For whom the doorbell tolls - John Donne gets served up a slice of his own poetry.

When Mr. Donne penned the lines "...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankine; And therefore never send to know for whome the bell tolls; It tolls for thee" he never saw this one coming. To laugh or to cry? But I flounder, I cannot say that the death of this man has diminished me in any aspect. It did something else to me, but I don't know exactly what at this point.

Anyway, I wonder which one of the big three he was working for. What your guess?

Get the door. [Hit the floor.] It's Domino's. By the way, you can trade blackout stories for pizza on their cute little fucking webpage. OK, here is a story for you. Warning NYC kids, this one might hurt.

Better ingredients. Better Pizza. [Better duck.] Papa John's

Pizza Hut didn't have any cute catchphrases on it's webpage that I could hack.

Update! I just found out that he was working for a local pizza store. Go figure.

73415 | posted by glitchslaptko at 11:59 | 0 comments

Tsujiko Noriko . . .

is like some kind of like Oval meets Enya meets something else (I'm speaking here in terms of her actual lyrics), and I'm spending a lot of time these days listening to her albums and trying to figure out what that something else is. Transcriptions and translations of her radio broadcast and the lycrics from both her new and previous albums will be appearing here soon (by permission of course).

73410 | posted by glitchslaptko at 10:27 | 0 comments

Japanese Independent Music

Seemingly aspiring to such lofty adjectives as 'tome-like' (at 361 pages + CD) but falling markedly short of other more imperative ones such as 'comprehensive' (an entry on Kazumoto Endo, a key player in the '90s Tokyo post-noise scene, seems suspicious in it's omision) "Japanese Independent Music" by Franck Stofer seems as good a jumping-off point as any . . . at first glance.

Of course, since the book in it's English version (the original version was in the French) was published just a little over two years ago, perhaps something a little more subtle than a straight-ahead review is called for here in terms of critical style. This is due not simply to impending obsolescence of the information contained therein, but also to the fact that since publication, several pertinent, if not slightly pedestrian, reviews are now available on the internet by various sources, thus circumventing the need for yet another of that ilk. (Here is one such review by the well-meaning folks at METROPOLIS, which should more than suffice for the non-aficionados out there.

After all, Mr. Stofer's labor of love will never grace their coffee tables in the first place. Frankly speaking, the group of people out there who actually would loose sleep if they failed to meditate deeply enough on the implications of such pennings as contributing essayist Michel Henritzi's delighfully perilous "Extreme Contemporary - Japanese Music as Radical Exoticism" is admittedly infinitesimal. Perhaps even to the extent that it might serve to dissuade general musings on the work itself. However, since this isn't simply a question of how many sheep are being counted out there right now and by whom, it might be of some value to seek to engender a multi-faceted perspective on the volume.

73409 | posted by glitchslaptko at 10:26 | 0 comments

What are you reading?

Knots by R. D. Laing
Hemingway (various)
To Have or to Be? by Erich Fromm
Aeschylus: Plays
Benjamin Franklin's Autobiography
The Penguin Book of 20th Century Speeches
The Summing Up by W. Somerset Maugham
Steinbeck (various)
War Crimes on Asian Women: Military Sexual Slavery by Japan During WWII
Citizen 13660 by Mine Okubo (This book is my current favorite!)

73407 | posted by glitchslaptko at 10:21 | 0 comments

Saturday, August 23, 2003

Office redux

Appearing here shortly will be a review of the new Office Cafe in Meguro. I'll be addressing the cafe in and of itself, and also comparing and contrasting some recent opinions that can be found (both in English and in Japanese) at such places as the Jean Snow, Momus, and the Tokyo Cafe Mania websites.

72722 | posted by glitchslaptko at 19:57 | 0 comments

04:58

Disclaimer: Here I present the disclaimer to an interesting (insofar as it is wildy generalized) way of looking at dynamism along the information production/consumption continuum as is manifest in the pop cultures of western and westernized (by the way, I wonder why don't we have the word "easternized") countries. This is rather perilous, so please bear with me. I only hope that the novelty of the analogy will prove enough to circumvent the need to beg for the forgiveness of both scholarly communities brazenly appropriated.

I suppose it was Xenakis who taught me how to disrespect music in a healthy way. Most of my friends might guess Cage, but his approach was always too reverential for my tastes (sorry John). Anyway, my main man Iannis was a great help in that he demonstrated in some of his more important works the idea that we can look at music in a "non-musical" way. His particular way was mathematical of course, but as anyone who has a basic overview of the field of mathematics might be able to ascertain, it wasn't exacty upper-echelon stuff.

Of course, this left the music-boys who new their numbers crying "foul" and the one's who didn't in the dark. The historical lines are drawn quite clearly here, but I won't do any muckraking here and name any names. It is of interest here to mention that the actual mathematicians seemed to have been pleased as punch to finally "hear" an algorithm translated into sound way before this was possible with any ease of rapidity in a real-time computational environment. They might have really gotten the big picture i think, since they didn't really have anything riding on it in the first place.

Now of course, we are (or you are, I don't have the time) free to haggle over the details when it comes to Xenakis, he certainly isn't around anymore to prevent you from doing so. Both in and without his presence, notable personages have taken up issue with such minutiae as: the solutions to some of his calculations, his "erratic" treatment of timbre (i.e. his theory's inability in the acoustic realm at least, to comprehensively treat such intangibles), and even (I'm kind of reaching here) the fact that glissandi are "illegal" in the eyes of some of the more stick-in-the-mud total serialists (the explanation here is too long and music theory-geeky to go into.) Needless to say, these claims are not without merit. What I'm saying is that any validity that these nitpickers (love that word) might have it completely overshadowed by the fact that they are missing the point. Again, I should iterate the fact that it sounded totally cool to listen at long last (who was waiting anyway) music that was constructed from non-musical principles. (Remember that algorithm thing?)

The main thing to keep in mind here is that since theories are usually constructed "around" the things that they describe, they tend to do their job in an overly efficacious manner, and most often only in terms (literal and figurative) of a reciprocity with the thing itself. Why is this? Well, theories are made-to-order phenomenon containers, and heaven forbid that limitations in the capacity of the container truncate the contents in any way. (Partitioning is acceptable, however.) William Barrett in his book Irrational Man (1958) states (I quote liberally here) that "The price one pays...is a deformation professionelle, as the French put it-a professional deformation. Doctors and engineers tend to see things from the viewpoint of their own specialty, and usually show a very marked blind spot to whatever falls outside this particular province. The more specialized a vision the sharper its focus; but also the more nearly total the blind spot towards all things that lie on the periphery of this focus."

So here we come to the crux of the matter; how to administer some sort of triage to the seemingly gouged out eyes of theoreticians legion? The ol' switcheroo! Yes, that's right. You heard right. It's really fun to mix n' match theories and the things that they were made to explain! Yippie! Well...OK, not only fun, but actually useful, eye-opening. Heck, I'd even go so far as to say "enlightening", but I may be getting ahead of myself. I'm sure you'd like to get right to it, yes?

OK, here is how it works: first just take two fields (naturally any will do), say for example music and sex (both of which are of interest to me at whatsoever, and therefore allow for total and lucid objectivity). Obviously each of these fields (here music and sex both meet this definition of "field" as they are subjects that people study or are involved in as part of their profession) contain various phenomenon (respectively, organized sounds and a variety of carnalities). They also have, each to their own, various theories in every sense of the word. From lofty and esoteric tomes and theories (I'm thinking here of the Stockhausen's "Superformula" and tantric yoga) to urban legends (rock journalism and the infallibility of "the rhythm method") surrounding them. The next step would be to divorce the theory parts from the phenomenon parts (or at least encourage it to sleep around) and then with a little magic, before you know it...bada bing bada boom...you've got the ol' switcheroo working for you too.

Now here is where the real fun begins! You are now forced to think of music in terms of sex, and of sex in terms of music. I know this might hurt a little bit at first, but please don't be shy! By all means, start gettin' jiggy wit it ASAP. It'll all come out in the wash later anyway, so what do you care? Show 'em how it's done Chef! Take it away! "You've gotta hold your [functional tonality] like you hold your lover. Gently, yet firmly. You gotta be both nuturing and clinging at the same time. Just like you're giving sweet love to the [functional tonality]. Naughty with the [functional tonality]! Spank it, ever so gently." Ahem...well, you get the picture. Or do you? Visions of symphonic expositions and foreplay, appoggiatura and nipple clips (sorry about that one), codas and afterglow, and all manner of devilment are now dancing throught my head. What kinds of strange and exciting new possibilities will open up thanks to your new way of looking at things? Will you develop some kind of grand unification theory that finally reveals that Sylvano Bussotti and Dirk Diggler are counterparts? Or will you simply never look at blowjob the same way every again? Well, that’s all up to you and your imagination I guess. By now, however, the benifits of this kind of free play should be more than obvious. Go ahead and try one by yourself next time. I double-dog-dare you.

Anyway, as stated above, right now I’m playing around with an interesting way of looking at dynamism along the information production/consumption continuum as is manifest in the pop cultures of western and westernized countries. I have taken as my contemplative foil the field of agriculture (randomly chosen), and will let you know what happens when the smoke clears.

72694 | posted by glitchslaptko at 13:32 | 2 comments

Friday, August 22, 2003

Homonymaphobia

The word "senko" in Japanese has many homonyms. Here is a non-exhaustive list - precedence, first attack, major/specialty, perforate, flash, go underground, submerge, incense stick/sparkler, and selection. Its the penultimate one that I and some of my acquaintances concerned ourselves with today near that big ol' river in Saitama after we made a meal of home-cooked okonomiyaki. Of course I cooked, and I must say that it was tasty. During the fireworks, I recalled these lyrics. Thanks Vic.

My earliest memory is of holding up a sparkler
high up to the darkest sky
some 4th of July spectacular
I shook it with an urgency
I'll never ever be able to repeat
At times I might could be accused of being
painfully nostalgic
but as of late I'm looking forward to the future
though I've never been much of a planner
Throwing caution into the fan
catch as catch as those catchers can
And so all you observers in your scrutiny
don't count my scars like tree rings
my jigsaw disposition, its piecemeal properties
are either smoked or honey cured
by the panic pure

Lyrics to Vic Chesnutt's Panic Pure from his album West Of Rome

72588 | posted by glitchslaptko at 10:00 | 0 comments

Thursday, August 21, 2003

I'm the type of guy that shows up on the scene and gets the seven digits, you know the routine.

Very interested in how all of these "types" translate into the laptop scene. I personally think that the complete failure of communication would be very interesting for That Thunderingly Clever "Freebird" Guy to make his request to a French laptop artist at an event here in Tokyo, but hey, that's just me.

Oh, and much respect to Paul, who is helping keep laptop kids south of the Mason-Dixon line from offing themselves.

72537 | posted by glitchslaptko at 22:03 | 0 comments

Wednesday, August 20, 2003

I's a workin'!

Days and nights are filled recently with only a few activities:

・ Working on the editing/re-writing jobs for OK Fred - articles this time include folks in NYC (think microsnd), London (think the British version of Adorno), and Paris (hi special K. & the A.S. kids)!

・ Studying for the 日本語能力試験一級 which is coming up in a about three months (gulp)! With the help of a few friends, I'm concentrating these days on 四字熟語 (and 死語 just because) in addition to grammar. The reading and listening sections are a breeze for me thanks to too many hours with the boob tube on. Of course, this has a totally different function than TV viewing in America (brace yourselves kids, this link is scary) since the name of the game here is second language acquisition; no matter what I watch, I learn something, either on a linguistic, cultural, or quasi-educational level. Needless to say, the atomy contained within these treble poles is riviting, at least for someone like me.

・ Reading, reading, reading (my average is around 2.5 books per week, but this is a costly endeavor, as they are mostly imported), new finds are Bertrand Russell's later writings on society and also more books on those pesky Frankfurt Skool kids. (They leave my humors all mixed up.)

72435 | posted by glitchslaptko at 21:32 | 5 comments

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

I saw the best minds of my generation educated beyond their intelligence.

The folks at NHK come knocking on my door (and everyone else's in Japan) from time to time to collect fees for the public educational broadcasting that they provide. Do I dodge them as many young Japanese people here in Tokyo now do? Do I pay up? Of course I do, and with a smile in fact.

Needless to say, the now dormant American in me would, if reanimated, probably react in horror. "Why should you have to PAY for PUBLIC TV programming?" He might ask. "Aren't we doing just fine in the U.S. of A. with PBS and our sterling educational system? AREN'T WE?!?" Well, I suppose that we aren't. Although overall we do seem to be on the literate side of things in our "literacy ranking", but compared to other countries in our group, our position is no less than embarrassing.

What accounts for this? Well, I guess it must be all that time and effort that we spend on world peace (please be patient, this page takes a while to load). It seems to cost us dearly in lives and dollars. Well, perhaps this prevents us from otherwise spending such vast sums of money on our kid's educations.

By the way, here is an interesting factoid kids: the largest number of Americans to die an any war was 562,130 in the Civil War. This is a telling figure in that more than the combined 525,014 WWI and WWII deaths. Yes, Americans killing Americans over the issue of slavery lead to this grim tally, and as far as I remember, it still didn't solve all the issues. I recall vividly that in my hometown of Dawson, GA in Terrell County being taken to the doctor when I was a child of no more than 10 or 11 and being shown to the "white waiting room". I wish I was kidding, but I'm not. The inhumanity. Even then, being brought up in that hellish environment by a bigot of a father and a mother too scared of him to act on her own, I knew that something terrible was going on, but no one ever had the courage to tell me right out. I had to figure it out for myself, and the burden of "my heritage" still crushes me slowly to this day.

But anyway, all conjecture aside, I do very much enjoy being able to study a language or two on NHK without leaving my home. I'm also into the calculus program and "Ally My Love" along with the rest of Japan. Of course, getting back to the language thing for a sec. my glee doesn't address the inherent sexisim to be found in the selection of the "language chicks" who will be picking up the gauntlet of second and third language acquisition. Being able to mull over that alone is worth my hard(ly) earned dollar that I give to NHK, but I digress.

Anyway, I think that my favorite is probably "Music Box" which comes on around 2:45 in the morning. It really is the best way to find out what Japan was like in the 70s, 80s, and 90s (and with songs in chronological order to boot)!

72203 | posted by glitchslaptko at 13:23 | 3 comments

Monday, August 18, 2003

Akai ito de musubareteiru.

Not a red string, but a green one binds us together now, and that's OK. I'll take what I can get at this point.

72099 | posted by glitchslaptko at 8:39 | 0 comments

LOTD (Link of the Day)

Effie Rassos says interesting things about John Cassavetes' Faces (Time is on his side.)
The A-Team Shrine
The Greatest Basketball Player of All Time (And oh, how times have changed!)
A page that makes an analogy between SCO/Linux and The Dukes of Hazzard (Big points for originality!)

72087 | posted by glitchslaptko at 6:59 | 0 comments

Sunday, August 17, 2003

Infosanity

It looks like Paul Virilio's The Information Bomb and Jamiroquai's Virtual Insanity are on the same wavelength, but when exactly did this particular fear first rear its ugly head I wonder. Can anybody out there point me in the right direction?

71967 | posted by glitchslaptko at 0:45 | 5 comments

Saturday, August 16, 2003

Take Five

Kumi and I braved the weather and went to the "FIVE POINT ONE" Audio-Visual Exhibition by CORNELIUS (Whoops, wrong one! Try this link instead) in Nakameguro yesterday afternoon at the Mizuma art gallery right next to Giggle Cafe.

We arrived late and had to wait for the next show, so we went ahead and paid the 800 yen admission in advance (nice price, but she pulled out a discount ticket at the last min.) and scurried over to 茶の間 (no queue due to the rain) to kill some time over drinks. Since today was our first meeting, there was so much to discuss: mutual acquaintances, Tokyo, Paris, the ins-and-outs of working in a patisserie, fooling one's parents, and so on.

When it came time for things to begin, we slipped into our reserved front-row seats, switched our keitais to "manner mode" and settled in for a 5.1 AV (the nice kind) minimalist extravanganza. I'll connect all of the dots and color in the lines here later when time allows.

71859 | posted by glitchslaptko at 2:33 | 1 comments

Thursday, August 14, 2003

Rain, rain go away!

A relentless downpour has prevented many people here in Japan from returning to their parent's homes to observe the Obon holiday. Under normal circumstances, they would consecrate the souls of their departed family members by Buddhist prayer and by various ceremonies such as symbolically cleansing graves, burning incense, and so on. The possibility of terriorism has not yet been completely rulled out by the U.S. Embassy in Tokyo, but as things stand now, it looks like we'll pin this one on Canada too. Watch out Jean Snow!

71790 | posted by glitchslaptko at 23:10 | 0 comments

Wednesday, August 13, 2003

"They's a workin'." - R. Schrock trippin' on M. Stipe

the bull and the bear are marking
their territories
they're leading the blind with
their international glories
(exerped from "Daysleeper" by REM)

Go here Lots of scary information about the minimum wage (or lack thereof) in America. Notable entries include: Alaska (the highest in the U.S. at $7.17/hr.), California (at $6.75/hr.), Kansas (at $2.65/hr.), and Mississippi (no minimum wage). (Note that in some cases, the Federal min. wage overrides the State min. wage.) The entries on American Samoa and Guam also make interesting reading.

71619 | posted by glitchslaptko at 19:31 | 1 comments

Tuesday, August 12, 2003

WOTD (Word of the Day)

overextend

71472 | posted by glitchslaptko at 22:55 | 0 comments

In The Garage

I've got a Dungeon Master's Guide
I've got a 12 - sided die
I've got The Canonical List of Famous Last Words
Waiting there for me
Yes I do, I do

71391 | posted by glitchslaptko at 13:30 | 0 comments

Sunday, August 10, 2003

Fireworks and the greatest day of them all.

I spent the evening watching the largest of the annual fireworks festivals in Tokyo from the roof of a beautifully architectured 27 floor modern office building overlooking the Sumidagawa river. I was lucky enough to be have been invited and surrounded by a bevy of 浴衣美人, and needless to say, my glass was never empty, and my eyes were treated to a visual banquet of colors, patterns, and subtle contrasts of form. Oh, and the fireworks were kind of nice too.

Today will be a great day.

71048 | posted by glitchslaptko at 11:15 | 0 comments

Saturday, August 9, 2003

CDPD (Compact Disc Pick of the Day)

CDPoD: Vulgar Display of Power by Pantera.
Best Track: Fucking Hostile
Comments: This CD socks my rocks! I laughed, I cried. It was much, MUCH, better than "Cats."

70929 | posted by glitchslaptko at 11:20 | 0 comments

Shimomeguro burning. (Well it ALMOST has as many letters as the Magnolia State.)

Mississippi and Shimomeguro...one of these things is just like the other. Early this morning (from 3 to 5) I watched a television broadcast of Mississippi Burning and was reminded of all that I left behind in the South...and some of the things that are still waiting for me. After finishing the movie, I went for one of my regular early-morning walks along the river, which pretty much cleared my head and made me glad to be here in Tokyo where wackos like that can't touch me. Well, guess who I ran into? A very, very long (longest to date that I've seen) Right-Wing caravan of "speakermobiles" creeping along Meguro-Dori with their drivers dressed up like Japanese versions of Cival War re-enactment freaks. These flag and banner wavers were keen on letting us all know that Japan has been corrupted for too long by foreign influences, and that we need to re-install the Emperor in all of his former power and glory. Perhaps these guys where doing some kind of pen-friend exchange thing with the KKK and their girlfriends where meru-tomos with the DAR? Or was it the UDC? Is this the M.P.L.A.? Is this the U.D.A.? Is this the I.R.A.? I thought it was the U.K., or just another country and other cunt-like tendencies.

70896 | posted by glitchslaptko at 0:39 | 0 comments

Friday, August 8, 2003

You're my favorite poison device.

Hoppy

70817 | posted by glitchslaptko at 10:12 | 0 comments

Today I didn't even have to use my A. K.

Meeting with the OK Fred crew in down in South Central Nakame (nobody I know got killed) over the potion at Giggle. Mission briefing, secret files, deadlines set. Talk of OGs comin' out of Paris, London, New York, LA, and Tokyo in nearly imperfect accents. There was a typhoon comin' so we gotta go cause I got me a drop top and if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop. Hooked up with Mrs. M. and had some wine and conversation. I got to say it was a good day (shit!).

70815 | posted by glitchslaptko at 10:11 | 1 comments

Thursday, August 7, 2003

I'll be back.

Well, it looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger (or Shuwa-chan as they call him over here in Tokyo, which sounds a lot less threatening) is in the Californian gubernatorial race, and it seems he announced his candidacy recently on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Of course, if not on that show, where else would he have done this, I wonder? He can't be faulted for at least keeping things in "the family" as it were. I mean, why run the risk of a faux pas in an actual political arena devoid of spectators when you can just make sweeping, quasi-grammatical, semi-factual iterations in front of a captive audience who will be taking their cues from the "APPLAUSE" sign anyway. Every man is the same size behind his Nielsen's Rating anyway, so let the best man win!

Anyway, all of this is starting to sound just a little bit too much like typical U.N. proceedings of the near future. after all, as their upbeat, Gapish webpage proclaims: "It's your world." Which should probably be jammed to the tune of "Your World, Right Away" with every last dripping gram of political saturated fat that is implied in all of that recent gluttonous American self-indulgence. What is binge without purge anyway?

Anyway, what follows is a little Shuwa-chan inspired grab bag chock-full of related goodies.

First we have two very topical quotes culled from Back to the Future (one of my all time favs). The relevance is to thick you could cut it with a knife...or if you are Shuwa-chan, you could just mow it down with a Gatling gun. Of course, since this is LA, might as well just go ahead and do the whole thing up right in a big Cecil B. DeMille drive-by sort-of way: Yes, I can see it now! A cast of thousands, stray rounds tearing into the opposing party's candidate, and...
------
Doc: So tell me futureboy, who's president of the United States in 1985?
Marty: Ronald Reagan.
Doc: Ronald Reagan, the actor? ha! Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady.
Marty: Whoa, wait Doc!
Doc: And Jack Benny is the Secretary of the Treasury. Ah...
Marty: Doc, you gotta listen to me.
Doc: I've had enough practical jokes for one evening. Goodnight futureboy.
------
Doc: Thank god I still got my hair. What on Earth is that thing I'm wearing?
Marty: Well, this is a radiation suit.
Doc: Radiation suit, of course, cause all of the fall out from the atomic wars. This is truly amazing, a portable television studio. No wonder your president has to be an actor, he's gotta look good on television.
------
Of course, this totally reminded me about what Jean Baudrillard said about Americans and their smiles. Scary

OK! Next up is a really fun Six Degrees of Separation kind of web-page thingy called The Terminator which is brought to us by the pocket-protected kids over at the UVA's Computer Science department. I had fun doing this search, this search, and this search. This one was just to see if it would really work or not.

70685 | posted by glitchslaptko at 12:23 | 2 comments

It dawned on me.

Condoms and their role in 21st century sex: Now everything is hot-swapable!

At Kinokuniya, Japanese books are all (basically) the same size and shape. On the floor for imported books (from America and Europe mostly) they come in all sizes and shapes. This naturally has an effect on how the books can be shelved, displayed, arranged, and so on. This in turn has an effect on how people's browsing habits. I've observed this many times in person, and I'm convinced that something interesting is going on here. More to come...

Black slang is great! Go here to find a small but well tended collection of slang. And while you are there, don't forget to try the "slangathang" which has just become my flash animation pick of the day! Now I'm really feeling like I need to run out to Shibuya or Roppongi and make friends with "my peoples" or something like that.

70637 | posted by glitchslaptko at 1:04 | 1 comments

Monday, August 4, 2003

I sing the dictionary electric...(sorry Walt)

I sing the dictionary electric;
The armies of those words I love engirth me, and I engirth them;
They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them,
And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of the Soul.

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29 Questions for Robert Duckworth by Brad Breeck (Summer, 2002) Pt. 1

1. Would you erase you desire for knowledge in favor of total contentment?

Are you implying that these two things are mutually exclusive? If so, proceed with caution! Although I’m no expert, I’m not sure if certain ancient Greek philos. (who shall remain nameless in order to protect the guilty) would agree with you, but not that that particularly matters in the first place. By the way, who was it that Feldman was quoting when he spoke of “the silence once broken . . .” anyway? So, for the purposes of answering this question in the spirit that it was posited . . . if this juicy contentment that you are dangling in front of my face were really, really real, obtainable and for all intents and purposes eternal (as it is said to be with hearts of children, true love, the afterlife, and all other things which in their timelessness are anti polar to those fleeting moments between orgasm and the onset of reality) then yes, I would hit the “erase” button with a smile on my face and not a care in the world . . . but I’d have everything backed up, just in case ignorance turned out to suck.

2. Is emotion relevant to art. (Was it ever? Was it more or less relevant in the past?)

We don’t not need emotion, and vice versa. Our current art-making gadgets and their uses seem to be getting more and more complex since that light-year jump that occurred when everyone switched over to computers not too long ago. But that doesn’t mean that because of things like the laptopper population explosion of late that a “logic-based” sound art or “process-based” music has to follow suit despite what “Ovalites” (I wish that “Ovalteen” wasn’t already taken! Sigh . . .) might tell you about what he says is REALLY going on behind their sounds, and even if that is what is inevitable, then it isn’t a given that we as humans have the mental fortitude to get our collective heads around this kind of aesthetics of rationalism via process. Have our brains finally outstripped our brains? I don’t mean the potential of our brains, it seems here like we have a long way to go. I just mean in practice. Of course, as attentive listeners, we can isolate processes from non-processes, and know that we are in their midst, but the relative value of saying that you know that this algorithm is now unfolding versus this one is negligible, just as it was with the permutations in serialisit thought. I should say however, that recently I’ve had an experience to the contrary. I was sitting at Bullet’s having drinks with Carl Stone and a Japanese computer programmer and laptopper recently. While Carl was occupied with expounding on the merits of tasty Mexican food in LA, the Japtopper was saying the he thought the the current algorithm being used by the VJs that night (who happened to be the much en vogue p[k]) totally sucked. While I agree that at least for me, putting things like this kind of info in the visual realm help me to deal with it better, I couldn’t really ever see myself using a term as blunt as that to judge them. Anyway, I think that we’ll always “need” emotion to supply the kinds of meaning that only emotion can. It isn’t that good at moonlighting, and should probably stick to it’s original job. But that doesn’t even mean that things are getting deeper in their meaning. I’m almost certain that things are getting lighter and lighter all of the time. At least they will if Momus has his way. Perhaps a respiring, soufle-like digital sublimity is our only hope? Save us, Tsujiko!

3. Is the the computer what the piano was? will this change?

The computer will become more and more like the piano wasn’t, but not vice versa. However this situation might completely reverse itself in the near future.

4. Do you regret what traditional musical training you have? To what extent is your traditional musical training useful?

If you would have asked me that same question three years ago, I would have said something to the tune of deeply regretting my traditional (read: European and American high-modernist and experimentalist) musical training, but that was at the time probably because I was feeling bitter at the thought that I it might have all been a big waste. Recently, as of perhaps only a few weeks ago, I’ve had a sudden and refreshing change of heart. Actually, now I’m pleased as punch to have undergone the training that I have. On a personal level, I think that my training helps to give me my own kind of semi-complex, quasi-non-computer-centric way of regarding sound . . . something like my own “personality” if you will. But, if we decrease the magnification a bit, and take another look at things, it might be possible to say that on a more general level, that this is the potential acumen of our generation (I somehow sense a kind of kindred spirit that is shared between you, Roddy Schrock, myself and a few others that I’ve had the fortune to encounter.) At the same time we all take seriously (to varying degrees) both the “historical” music(s) that we’ve spent years studying (in terms of music theory, music history, and so on), and also the laptop stuff. It is just that some of us are more willing to admit it than others. I don’t know about other folks, but speaking for myself, Sylvano Bussotti gets me all hot and bothered. I mean, if (the artist formerly known as) Prince and Schoenberg had a love-child together and that kid became a composer, that composer’s “o-homodachi” would be definitely be Bussotti (and that’s why all parties involved should practice safe sex). He was a total fox (meow), had nice fashion, and had the tightest little schizoid scores of the 1960’s Italian Avant-Garde, and would make any boy looking for a homo-erotic Romantic Hero proud. (Please read Roddy Schrock’s charming little paper on Mr. Bussotti found on his webpage.) It is just that I’m not so sure if Kid 606 has the same reaction to his music . . . but I might not be giving him enough credit. In a decade or so, we might be viewed/view ourselves as “transitional figures” between the pre/post-laptop epochs. (When I say post-laptop, I mean that elusive time on the event horizon when both we and our audiences “get over” the fact that we are using what we are using to make sound. Personally, I can’t wait for the day when it sounds just as silly to say that one plays laptop music as it does to say that one plays piano music. Wait . . . does that sound silly or not? In a way, not date of birth, but degree of acclimation or lack thereof to the laptop thing is probably the deciding factor as to where and with what degree of accuracy someone can be placed on the pre/post-laptop continuum. Since I’m from a town in the South that no one has ever heard of, and since I spent most of my time running around like a savage in soybean fields shooting my friends with BB guns (perhaps not too different from the adolescence of the sons of noble chicken farmers in adjacent states . . .) instead of learning about computers and such like say, members of Cute Theory did, I’m obviously “behind” the learning curve. However, the way I see things now, that might be the best place to be, because you approach everything like it was from another planet. This sometimes leads to interesting and unique results. Foresight is imperative, but true detached perspective is vital. Of course, some of our “musical forefathers” have chosen different, less moderate paths. Take the elusive ex-patriot Carl Stone, for example. (Note that I mention his name so often only because I’ve spent no small amount of time during the past year or so trying to make him into the role model that he’d never want to be, and basically pestering him in general. We’ve even done a concert or two together.) He basically defined “early user” and has been a kind of “father” of laptop performance back in the day when computers were about as fast as my grandmother. Anyway, with Carl (although this is really a gross over generalization) it has been more or less a “Once you’ve had Mac, you’ll never go back” kind of thing, and I don’t blame him one bit. Sure, he served his time as most his generation did studying the American experimental music tradition at places like CalArts (Where they being trained in preparation for the post-Cagean American “rebuttal” of the European post-serial tendencies of non-West Coast places of higher learning which never really materialized? Perhaps, but things wound up with them just left them to their own devices), and with teachers (one who, as of Fall Semester 2002 didn’t know what a Quick Time file was! I know, I was in the room when he asked this question to a Freshman in my class.) who are as capable “high-modernist” thinkers as they are experimentalists. But he [Carl] unlike the teachers and their teachers (Cage, Mort) doesn’t really seem at all interested in any kind of long-range trajectory of composed or mediated interpolative or integrated thought between the digital and a acoustic music worlds. He seems quite pleased pleasing me by doing his amazing “It’s a Barbie World” remixes . . . but only in Amoeba records. In more “serious” venues in America, I wonder what tack he will take? Of course, I’m not sure about his reason for choosing this path, but it is all probably for the best. Anyway, I’ll be sure and ask him about this next time I see him. If I was pressed to venture an guess, however, I’d say that at the time, nothing was more necessary than “radical” (i.e. hardheaded in a beautiful way) computer using hard-liners. Carl seems to keep these partitions between his various modes of schizoid musical thinking. Kind of like Mark Applebaum. Perhaps now, thanks to Carl, we can just relax a bit and cruise on “collage” mode for a decade or so, freely mixing and matching anything and everything . . . someone like Hypo is doing this already. Sour grapes time. I think we truly have enough (and have had truly enough of) potbellied and poorly attired “serious” new media artists flailing about with

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