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Another great movie from the BBC.
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For Jon Barlow and all the other not-yet-believers, at least check out the movie trailer, for the love of Middle Earth!
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If you always wondered just how much football means to some fans, you should check out this discussion forum regarding the LSU-Auburn game this weekend. (By the way, kickoff is at 6:45, Saturday, and the game will be televised by ESPN.)
By the way, how many Nike logos do you count in this picture?
David Letterman got a real response from this one.
Sometimes it seems like the bark of a virus is worse than its bite. Here's an email that Rush read on his show the other day.
Warning! Warning! Warning! Dangerous bug around!
If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bad Times," delete it immediately! Do not open it! Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on all of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. The virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will cause your toilet to flush while you are showering. It will drink all of your beer.
For heaven's sake, are you listening to me?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy- or girlfriend behind your back and billing the hotel rendezvous to your Visa card, which has been wiped clean.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun till someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, change all of your active verbs to passive tense, and incorporate undetectable misspellings which will grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the badness message is opened in a Windows 95 or 98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattress and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
Warn as many people as you can! If you don't send this to 5,000 people within 20 seconds, you'll expel gas so hard your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person next to you!
Be careful with this one.
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