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I will start off by talking about basic things such as stance, what you should and shouldn’t do when fighting and other information that the beginner will need to know. Then, I will give you a list of over 20 vulnerable points that one should always try attacking in a fight along with the way these points should be attacked. Finally, I will give you some more fighting tips and information on how you can continue learning about hand-to-hand combat.
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Now, let me discuss some of the basics you will need to know when you are in any combat situation.
Stance
The best stance when confronting an enemy is to put your feet at shoulders length apart and your arms should be facing forward, parallel to each other and bent at the elbows. Keep your knees slightly bent and stand on the balls of your feet.
Remember, you always want to maintain this stance when you are not striking at the enemy.
Balance
It is always important that you keep your balance. If you use the stance I have described above, you will never have to worry about it. If by chance you do lose your balance even for a second you can kiss your ass goodbye as the enemy will probably kill you.
Aggressiveness
Always be aggressive and always attack. Don’t just stand back and defend yourself against the enemy’s strikes as he will end up killing you eventually. If you are not aggressive, the enemy will think you are scared and he will have an advantage over you.
A great thing to do is yell at the enemy. This will scare the shit out of him if you start yelling at him and plus it also allows you to get more oxygen in your lungs so you will have more strength.
Natural Weapons
Your natural weapons are as follows: knife edge of either hand, the heel of your hands, your fingers folded at the second knuckle, your boot, your elbow, your knees, your teeth, your fore finger and second finger forming a „V“ shape, and your fist. These body parts alone are some of the most powerful weapons you can use.
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Since you now know the basics of fighting, let me list for you the best places where you should strike your enemy.
Temple
A sharp blow to the temple ensures instant death since there is a large artery and nerve located close to the skin surface. If you give a medium blow to the temple it will cause severe pain and concussion but a hard blow will kill the enemy instantly. The best way to strike the temple is with the knife edge of your hand or if he is on the ground you can kick him with the toe of your boot.
Eyes
The eyes are a great place to strike if you can since a good strike in the eyes will cause temporary or permanent blindness. To blind the enemy, make a „V“ shape with your fore finger and second finger and stick them into his eyes while keeping your fingers stiff. Also, you can gouge the eyes with your thumb.
Nose
The nose is another excellent place to attack. Hit the bridge with the knife edge of your hand and you will cause breakage, severe pain, temporary blindness and even death. Or you can use the palm of your hand to strike upwards and push the nose up into his brain. If done hard enough the nose bone will puncture his brain and he will die.
Upper Lip
The upper lip contains a lot of nerves close to the skin surface so if you strike it with the knife edge of your hand it will cause great pain and if delivered hard enough he will become unconscious.
Mouth
If the enemy is on the ground, use the heel of your boot and strike him on the mouth. Since there are a lot of veins and arteries in the teeth there will be a lot of blood which will frighten the enemy and he will lose concentration on defending other parts of his body.
Chin
The chin should only be struck with the palm of your hand as you can break your fingers on the enemy’s chin. Use the palm of your hand and strike the enemy with a very strong upward blow. This will cause extreme discomfort.
Adam’s Apple
Usually the enemy will defend this part of his body well but if you do get the chance give it a sharp hit with the knife edge of your hand. If you hit it hard enough you will bust his windpipe and he will die. You can also squeeze the Adam’s Apple between your fingers.
Esophagus
If you have a chance to get a hold of his neck, press your thumbs into his esophagus (located below the Adam’s Apple). Pushing hard will be very painful and it will block the oxygen flow to his lungs and he will die quickly.
Neck
If you give a very strong blow to the base of the neck with the knife edge of your hand you will usually break it. However, if it is not hard enough, the enemy might just be knocked unconscious so be sure to hit him in the temple or twist his neck around to be sure he is dead. The neck is the best place to hit someone if you want to be quiet as it is quick and the enemy goes down without a word.
Collar Bone
The collar bone is an extremely sensitive part of the body. A sharp blow to it with the knife edge of your hand or your elbow gives the enemy excruciating pain. Also, digging your finger into the collar bone can bring your enemy to his knees.
Shoulder
The shoulder is easy dislocated and it takes little strength to do. However, it should be done quickly. Grab the enemy’s arm and pull it behind his back and then jerk it upwards quickly. You should here a popping sound which means you have dislocated the enemy’s shoulder. There are other methods of doing this but this is the easiest.
Armpit
Although it is hard to get at, the armpit has a large network of nerves. If the enemy is on the ground, hold up his arm and then kick him in his pit. This will cause severe pain. However, it is not a very common place that will be struck in a fight but is good to keep in mind anyways.
Rib Cage
A strike to the rib cage with your fingers folded at the second knuckle is rather painful and if done hard enough causes severe pain and breakage. Only use your fingers folded at the second knuckle since that hurts the most.
Solar Plexus
The solar plexus is located on the chest at the little „V“ shaped point where the rib cage ends. There are a large amount of nerves so a blow with the knuckle of your second finger can cause severe pain and even unconsciousness.
Floating Ribs
The floating ribs are the lower ribs located at the front and sides of the enemy’s body. Use the knife edge of your hand or the heel or toe of your boot. The blow will cause pain and will stun the enemy.
Spine
A blow to the spine with the heel of your boot can paralyze or kill your enemy. The lower spine between the enemy’s kidneys is the best place to hit as that is the least protected part of the spine. You will only be able to attack the spine when your enemy is on the ground or if his back is turned to you.
Kidneys
The kidneys have two large nerves that are close to the skin surface. If you strike the kidneys hard it will cause death. You can use a fist or the knife edge of your hand to hit the kidneys. Or a kick with the heel of your boot will work too.
Groin
The groin is a good place to strike if you get the chance. Generally, the enemy will protect this area the most but if you have a chance, strike it with your knee in an upward motion or with your fist. I’m sure you can imagine the pain the enemy will get from it.
Tailbone
The tailbone which is located above the anus is a very sensitive part of the body as a lot of spinal nerves are located there. Use the toe of your boot to strike the tailbone. The pain from that is unbelievably severe.
Elbow
The elbow is easy to break or dislocate. Pull the enemy’s arm behind him and with the palm of your hand push his elbow inwards until it either cracks or pops. When the enemy has a useless arm, you have a great advantage over him.
Fingers
The fingers should be broken because the enemy becomes almost helpless with broken fingers. Grab the enemy’s arm with one hand and with the other hand push the fingers upwards until they snap. It is only necessary to break the first two fingers. It is also helpful in breaking a grip.
Knee
You can destroy the knee by kicking it with the side of your boot in an upward motion. This will rip the ligaments and the cartilage. This will cause unbelievable pain and make it impossible for the enemy to move around. Once a knee has been ruined, you will have a great advantage over the enemy.
Ankle
If the enemy is on the ground, get a hold of his ankle and twist it until it snaps. This will make it almost impossible for him to walk and he will then be easy to kill.
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Let me talk about some more important things you should remember when you are fighting somebody.
Tactics
Always try to throw your enemy off balance. You can do this by charging the enemy and pretending to strike him. This will make him flinch and lose his balance.
Always look for a weak spot and attack it. Whenever he leaves a vulnerable part of his body unprotected attack it with all your strength. By doing this, he will then try to protect the part of his body that you just struck thus leaving even more unprotected parts open.
Use any available object that you can. By this I mean throw sand in his eyes, block his strikes by hitting him with a large branch, or any other kind of available material that can be used as a weapon against him.
Foul Play
In a life or death situation there is no such thing as foul play and there are no rules either. Although hitting someone in the groin is considered a cheap shot in high school, it is a very effective way of destroying your enemy. Just hit him where you can and kick him when he’s down. That way, he will never get back up again.
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I have now explained to you the basics of fighting and the best places to attack your enemy on his body. Just because you have read this file doesn’t mean you will be able to go out and kick somebody’s ass in. These methods take a lot of practice in order to do them properly.
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http://smh.com.au/articles/2004/05/17/1084646114631.html
funny:
There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming
towards
him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the
newspaper?" Thinking
quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was
in a hospital in tremendous pain.
The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was
lying on
the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off,
and
the next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her,"What did
you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with
his bird and it
spat on me, so I broke its neck, cracked it's eggs, and set its nest
on
fire!"
bored at work?
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/05/14/1084289868887.html
painkiller 1.5 patch
http://www.3dgamers.com/games/painkiller/
guess what i went to the hiskool AND the same university that produced this terrorist wannabe
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,9428224%255E2702,00.html
total media player (freeware) beta (even sez beta on the player)
http://www.softella.com/total/
Sasser.A and Sasser.B Worm Removal Tool (KB841720)
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=76c6de7e-1b6b-4fc3-90d4-9fa42d14cc17&DisplayLang=en
Im still playing painkiller but will start on manhunt soon cos i chose too easy a level for painkiller and im too lazy to bump it up and start from scratch, maybe later when im super bored. Painkiller is like Serious Sam.
Manhunt is a game im looknig forward to playing, might install tonite if i have nothing better to do (but Alias is on 
The developer of Grand Theft Auto delivers its darkest, most violent game yet in Manhunt, an original third-person perspective stealth action game that puts you in the role of a death row inmate forced to run a deadly gauntlet at the whim of a sadistic cinematographer. The game unflinchingly depicts intense graphic violence, the likes of which you might expect from a slasher movie but not from your PlayStation 2. However, these grisly scenes are done up in style, as Manhunt has a real cinematic flair to it--not to mention a suffocating atmosphere that perfectly fits the theme. The game also does a much better job of incorporating stealth mechanics than most other such games, though the latter portion of Manhunt devolves into a nearly continuous, mind-numbing series of shoot-outs. Nonetheless, those wondering whether Scotland-based Rockstar North is capable of putting together something remarkable that doesn't have "Grand Theft Auto" in the title, need wonder no more. Manhunt is seriously intense, and anyone with a stomach for the game's concept ought to find it fiendishly entertaining.
http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/manhunt/review.html
(note it came out on pc the other day)
April 23, 2004 - 11:29AM
The final farewell: Buffy and Angel lock lips in the last series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer last year.
As Angel nears its May 19 finale in the US, it's looking like Joss Whedon will stick to his vow not to clutter up the last few episodes with characters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
That's not to say, however, that Buffy is not a presence on the show. In fact, one of the final episodes will revolve around Angel and Spike trying to rescue her from an old foe.
The Girl in Question episode will find the two soul-cursed vampires (David Boreanaz and James Marsters) heading for Rome at the behest of Buffy cohort Andrew (Tom Lenk). They're on a mission to rescue the slayer from The Immortal, a nemesis from their past.
Darla (Julie Benz) and Drusilla (Juliet Landau) appear in flashback scenes, but Buffy herself (Sarah Michelle Gellar) doesn't show up in the episode. Whedon has said that he doesn't want to overshadow Angel's core characters by having Gellar or other Buffy stars around for the finale.
US network The WB is somewhat more cryptic about the final two episodes, saying only that Angel and Co will battle Wolfram & Hart's mysterious Senior Partners and someone will die. The network also says that Connor (Vincent Kartheiser) will appear in the series finale to be shown in the US on May 19, but the character's role is left undefined.
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/04/23/1082616308391.html
hopefully when i go hoem painkiller will be on my desktop...
http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/game/13601.html
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/painkiller/review.html
wooee finally finished my exam. today I was downloading painkiller and was so disapoointed to see the speed drop from max 26k all the way to 10k when I left for exam. I was like late and had to run all the way from bus stop near chinatown to the place which was like up a big hill and down the other side. lukily my stamina is really good now... Been working the stairmaster in the gym hee hee
it was reading time by the time I got there and I was dripping sweat all over the place. lukily the exam was relatively easy... Now ill dl cd2 of painkiller and watch a movie :p
ooh nvidia has new card... does it kick ati's ass?
http://www.tomshardware.com/graphic/20040414/index.html
wassup found killbillvol2 ts torrent at
centraldownload.org fast speeds
im trying to figure out the best and quickest way to cut avi just need to chop off end credits so it fits on one cd but I want the avi to play on any player...
http://www.dvdrhelp.com/edit
http://www.dvd-guides.com/guides.php?category=avi&name=avichop
Hellboy seems to be popular so I look forward to seeing it...
Van Helsing (2004) also looks pretty kewl. I want to become a vampire so this movie will be interesting.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338526/
Killbill vol2 is supposed 2 b very good and since I saw 1, I have to c 2 :0
Taking Lives (ft Angelina Jolie)
u know my question on how to clear pagefile.sys well this freeware tweak soft called safexp (no need to even install) can do that with a click of a button
http://theorica.click-now.net/download.htm
I love doboymixes:
http://www.djdoboy.com/
im like a big bittorent fan now...
http://www.fietsendnederland.com/torrents.php
waassup bonkers 12 is out on bittorent )))) 429mb
http://www.hardcore.ashst.com/content.php?title=Tracker
this is gonna be my first big dl since I got dsl using bittorent... Hopefully the tracker wont die on me! Cant wait to get the whole thing
I really like dvdboyplayer but its official website looks down. anyone have any news on it? U see when I use neroplayer or videolan vlc player or wmp9 while using dc++ with flashget it freezes and forces reboot :( but dvdboy player is heaps more stable.
I wanna try realplayer 10 but unfortunately I hated realoneplayer so much I used a tweak to disable it forever now even though I have installed and did the activator 3on it it wont run :( oh well... And ppl say it uses leass resources than realone player and is great...might need to install it on my w2k3 server to test lol
anyone have working fix for Internet Explorer Password Revealer v1.3 http://www.ttdown.com/SoftView/SoftView_14680.html has1.201 but it doesn't work :(
This little game looks fun
ftp://rotter:now@130.88.41.12:4040/SHANGHAI.STREET.RACER-DEViANCE/
IP tutorial
http://people.debian-rs.org/~franciosi/html/3com_ip.pdf
killbill vol2 trailer
h**p://mp3content02.bcst.yahoo.com/proot1/PubShare03/yahoomovies/10/5947763.mov
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