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Oct 2001
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Link to John Huhes
Oct 2001
Where's the fart fetish site?
If this exists there's got to be stranger ones.
Oct 2001
How is he gonna get any info...
if no one talks to him???
How do you get yourself a wife if you can't talk to any woman other than your wife???
Oct 2001
Reported in the U.S?
According to some guys at my conversation club. Some British spy infiltrated the Taliban by posing as a women. Since women are covered from head to toe except for their eyes and since nobody except their husbands are allowed to talk to them it was pretty easy to get anywhere he wanted to be.
I have no idea if this is real or just an urban legend but it sounds cool.
Oct 2001
Kermit is having too much fun
http://www.halfempty.com/james/kermit2.htm
Oct 2001
Counterterrorist Myth
No one can infiltrate these radical Islamic groups! As equally funny as it is sad, a quote from this article -
A former senior Near East Division operative says, "The CIA probably doesn't have a single truly qualified Arabic-speaking officer of Middle Eastern background who can play a believable Muslim fundamentalist who would volunteer to spend years of his life with shitty food and no women in the mountains of Afghanistan. For Christ's sake, most case officers live in the suburbs of Virginia. We don't do that kind of thing." A younger case officer boils the problem down even further: "Operations that include diarrhea as a way of life don't happen."
All these countries spending all that money to prevend spy infiltration, when all they had to do was to get rid of their women and feed their people crappy food!
Hey Kiddys
Well, I just found this site. Seems like a good idea. Kind of funny really. Well, I guess its time for a pointless plug. See, everyone should goto Boinkin.Com. Why? Cause its mine. Tell me what you think about it.
I should be getting my webcam soon. I hope. Couple of webcam links for ya. - ChillCam.Com - CamCentral.Com
Okay, I'm done. Laterz.
Oct 2001
I was eating my MOCHI today...
and there were white powdery substance all over it!
So I only had two and left one in the box for further investigation.
Oct 2001
Suzi Suzuki
A couple of years ago I heard that Suzi Suzuki offered a date on her website but I'm not sure I ever truly believed it was for real.
Oct 2001
bin Laden is a lesbian???
check this out... Unbelievable - wonder who (s)he pissed off lately?
The power of PHP...
schlaulau out
Dude, this is some wacked weapon!
Bin Laden better dig his hole deeper, the US GBU-28 Bunker Buster Bomb is like this 5000 pounds lazer guided deal that can penetrate the ground 22 feet before exploding!
Hmm, maybe this kinda information shouldn't be public, or the big evil one will just hide in a 22 1/2 feet deep hole or something!
Oct 2001
"America Strikes Anthrax"
Unconfirmed reports of US military's latest efforts to evaporate global terrorism has surfaced in various cities around the world. Where the British owned chain Virgin records was under heavy attacks by US B2B Bombers as a result of the discovery of Anthrax contaminated records on its store shelves.
An unidentified spokesperson from way up in the US military commented that -"Yeah, we know Anthrax kills, we've known that for years, just as we know those darn Judas Priests were responsible for kids pointing guns to their heads!"
John Doe, a store clerk and a fan of the rock band, was extremely animate about his narrow escape from the attack - "What the f^&#! F^%# that s&*t, dude! Heavy metal f&$#ing lives on! There's nothing they can do to keep us down!"
Oct 2001
"America Kicked Ass"
Latest report from Iranian news agency - Taliban airforce (they have an air force?!) and 1st battalion commander killed.
Did you guys hear how Afghan's Northern Alliance leader was assassinated not too long ago? The Talibans sent assassins disguised as western journalists and they concealed a bomb within one of their cameras. What the hec, how come these reporters outta NBC had a taped interview with Bin Laden and that f*cker is still alive?! Someone took their journalistic integrity way too seriously!
Hey, what's going on with theVooner?!
How come there aren't any new product reviews? I thought he for one should be supporting world economy with increase spending during these hard times!