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In God we trust, in others we audit.
send by a comrade.
He is most SUSPICIOUS person
He has NO FAITH in man.
The law of gravity for him
Is a MYTH upheld by crooks.
Until Sir Issac Newton
Can prove it from his Books.
He questions his SUPERIORS
And quarrels with his MATES,
He DOUBTS about his parentage,
As he could not check the dates.
He doesn't even TRUST himself
And always suspects theft,
In absent-minded moments
His right hand cheats his left.
But when it comes to AUDITING
He is impossible to beat,
His own last audit signature
He dubs a COUNTERFEIT
It is thought in certain circles
That when he is COLD and STILL,
His spirit will return to earth
To find FAULT with his WILL.
last modified Mar 21, 2006 at 2:28
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