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Ice Cream And Pickles!
My gawd, what an idea! Theophilus and Aleister. Those names make me think of a long line of upstanding British sons who attended Eton. Or Cambridge. Or Oxford. And then became radicals in tweed. (Now there's the name of a future punk band.) The monocled and tattooed! Huxleys and Learys in the making!
Boys, eh? Or is Theophilus possibly an androgynous name?
Twins! Chaos and Mayhem. Chay and May! Hee-hee. Maybe I'll just get a pair of lovebirds someday and call them Chay and May.
When one is too lazy to get a heating pad from an adjacent room, a small warm dog on the lap is very nice. Happiness.
Blargh. Must. Replace. Lost. Iron. (Not the kind you steam clothes with, stick decals to your backpack with, or use to make grilled cheese sandwiches with...hooray for Benny And Joon!)
I bet Marmite has lots of iron. Hmm.
last modified May 29, 2002 at 10:03
Marmite don't got no iron, sadly. It does, however, have 1250% of your Recommended Daily Allowance of Folic Acid per 100g. Mmmm... 100g of Marmite, on a 2'x4' piece of toast...
They'd have nicknames, uh course; the nickname for Aleister is Ash, which is much less snooty, and I'd just call Theophilus Theo. I mean, what kind of revenge can a kid with a name no one's every been able to spell or pronounce her whole life take on her parents? Give her kids the same kind of punishment, of course, heh heh. I definitely want two boys, and I think I'd like a girl too, but I haven't found the perfect name yet. The monocled and tattooed... damn. If I ever join a roving apocalyptic band of thuggish nihilists, that's the one it'll be.
Do you eat red meat?
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