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Definitions
Klutz:
1. A clumsy, awkward person.
2. A person lacking in certain social graces.
3. A Lindsey.
last modified May 29, 2002 at 11:14
"Klutz and Schemiel, sittin' in a tree, S-M-I-L-I-N-G!
First comes doubt, then p'haps love,
Then comes the cooin' of two turtle doves."
Aww, ain't it sweet? Everybody thought so, too, until the doves started flying into picture windows and windshields. Didn't do any serious harm, but it gave the people a scare, and the doves got concussions. Blind as belltower bats, those doves. And we still can't tell which one's the hen and which one's the cock...
1. A bumbler, a fumbler.
2. A slack-jawed dreamer, oblivious to common practices of everyday life; frequently unable to go through doorways without getting schmecked.
3. A Mirabai.
{sings} If it ain't looooove, it's lexicography!
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