The Real World

My favorite Prof' just called to invite me to a faculty dinner party she doesn't really want to throw. She told me that if I'm there, she'll enjoy the party more. The Real World elbows into my coocoonish little life! How shocking! I may have to put on clothes and actually speak with people. Gad. It would be "stupid" to decline such an invitation, somehow, yes? Ah. She's got great chillun, even though they scare me with their clever little minds, and a lovely couple of parrots called Maimonides and Yuki. I also get to talk with her, Julie, and such is joy and terror intermingled.  
 
But how can I tell her I've left my corporeal body and am now living an impassioned life online? My body strewn across the chair like a shucked rubber suit.  
 
{achoo!} I am not a hypochondriac. I am not a hypochondriac...

last modified May 31, 2002 at 2:04

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A parrot named Maimonides?!

Damn!! I want wunna those.

30133 | posted by Fafner on May 30, 2002 at 23:25