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Empty Brain
"Jackie, is that a gun?"
"It's not a gun, it's a camera, Mama."
"It is so a gun, so what is it doing there?"
"Just being gunlike. Gunesque. Gunonic."
"Who put it there?"
"God?"
Salvador Dali compared performing oral sex on his wife, Gala, to eating raw lamb chops. In other words, he loved it??!
What do plastic goldfish eat?
Machievelli should be the name of a really messy pasta dish.
Speaking of pasta, gnocchi and the movie The Fly are inextricably connected in my mind. Yech.
last modified Jun 2, 2002 at 8:31
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