Crumbs, Cretins, and Crowns. Crapola.

Professors who drop out of cyberspace and shun their email addresses and retire to tropical islands make me indignant. Hmph. Who do they think they are, anyway? Silly little peons like the rest of us? Hah! The Crumbs are the mean ignorant people, The Cretins are the valiant yet thwartable students, and The Crowns are the teachers! Figureheads for all that is good, underpaid, and underappreciated in the world.  
 
Was that an example of metonomy? Thank you, Professor Bartlett! Now where the hell are you, you crazy royal wretch?!

last modified Jun 2, 2002 at 12:34

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