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ahhh feeling like bashing everybody
but lets give em a chance to be so corky and corny
indulging myself with dvd's today
aaahhhhh im so in love with john cusack
please please darling change your face to be like cusack
hahahahha
well miss him so much
i want him next to me at this very moment
im so lonely and i feels so horrible
i miss him
60 more days
and i'll be celebrating my special day with my special man
im counting
dang people
stop being so corny
just because unsunghero wrote beautiful poems in its blog
and being popular because of it
it doesnt mean you can wrote a nice poem
with correct word
with true feeling
some people can
and most people dont
stop imitates other
find your own style
your poem sucks big time
and so do your blog!
dang im sorry
it seems like i cant keep my own word
o yeah i figured out
it is easier for an engineer to be a lawyer
than a lawyer to be an engineer
i also figured out
being an engineer sucks big time!
what am i thinking?!
my proof?:
Engineers vs Lawyers
There was once an engineer who found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it a genie jumped out and said to him, "you got three wishes. But there is a catch - this wish system of mine was designed by a lawyer, so whatever you wish for every lawyer in the world will get double of!"
The engineer replied, "That's no problem I can live with that." He then said, " for my first wish I wish I had a Ferarri."
"OK", said the genie and a Ferarri appeared in front of the engineer. "But remember, every lawyer in the world now has 2 Ferarris," the genie told the engineer.
The engineer remained unperturbed and said, "For my second wish I wish for a million bucks."
So a million bucks appeared in front of the engineer and the genie said, "remember, every lawyer in the world now has 2 million bucks.
The engineer was non-committal and then said, "I always wished I could donate a kidney!"
aint math has solution for everything?
last modified Feb 25, 2004 at 23:59
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