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Of deficits : Attentive and otherwise...
The line of work I'm in, it's a miracle we don't have a resident shrink at the office. No really.
My colleagues and I are an eclectic bunch of morons and have bamboozled ourselves into believing that we're contstantly making that difference to peoples lives.
Working for Goliath in this indistry has it's pros (although..the Mosad, KGB, MI5...heck even the Gestapo have tried looking for em..but alas! -> not quite "On Demand" I say!!).
But baby, does it have it's Cons!!!
Have you ever / Do you :
* ...found yourself orating a list of menu items while the maitre'd is barely a few inches away?
* ...end up staring at people's mouth(s) whenever they speak for them to think you positively mad?
* ...find yourself working any/every hour of the day thinking how the world is a global village with YOU, the idiot villager?
* ...abhor associating with people who are grammatically challenged and can't tell their preps from their verbs?
* ...thought of retail therapy as your only morphine from the quicksand called work?
* ...think it unpardonable for your girlfriend to steal your vocab but not your boyfriend?
* ...found yourself rejecting offers of matrimony based on how syntactically dysfunctional the profile is?
* ...fantasized about Kill Bill at work, Bill being your boss?
* ...wondered why the tuna at Subways almost never spills out the sandwich?
....Rummie...
last modified May 30, 2006 at 12:41
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